Cabin Fever (the new remake)
I went in knowing it would be bad, but I didn't think it would be this bad.
There was literally a Jason Vorheev's moment at the edge of the lake... that's the moment I knew I had to say something.
I don't understand why they can't make a horror movie where people do normal things a person might do... or are we all really just this fucking stupid?
I mean near the end, the love interest is sick... **SPOILER ALERT... not that you should care**
they have her in the shed, and she begs to be killed. He has a rifle and already expended all his ammo killing a sick dog that was trying to gnaw on her. so after she kept begging to be killed, he tried to take her head off with the shovel. Missed, splitting her mouth open like the Joker, then decided he is terrible at this. so she somehow still screams to be killed, so being that he's been in love with her since FOREVER, he decides the merciful way to put her out of her misery is to douse her in gasoline and set her on fire and walk away as she screams out in agony. Literally one of the worst ways to die.
Now mind you not even a minute later, some men that mean to kill him shoot his homeboy in the head who's sitting right in front of him. he grabs his rifle and turns around trying to shoot... but the trigger don't work. The men laugh at him and say "hehehe you got the safety on... hehehe"
He says "thank" undoes the safety and then unloads 20 rounds into them.
Now remember not even a minute ago, his gun was out of ammo. all of sudden he has a full clip.
and there's tons more stupid, like how at the very end, there are somehow pics posted of the gruesomeness and the shovel to face "mercy killing" posted on Instagram or something, when literally no one had their phones out, no one could have snapped the last photo, unless it was the dead dog, and no one survived to post them to their account anyway.
Green Room
Now this was a much more interesting movie. Kinda gruesome in some parts... actually it's downright gory in some parts, with a very unexpected role by someone I never would have thought to be in this kind of movie. This one I would recommend to fans of the horror/thriller with scenes of extreme graphic violence. No spoilers here.