BEHOLD!
Sorry for the length, but I had to put spaces in, because it sorta looked to smooshed together, otherwise.
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Bald Dragon says:
hey doin anythin today?
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
um, no.. Why?
Bald Dragon says:
wanna go see a movie
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
can't =(, spent my remaining $5 on a game yesterday
Bald Dragon says:
wot game?
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
Earthworm Jim for PC
Bald Dragon says:
wot a sh*t game
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
ever played it f*cker?
Bald Dragon says:
nope dont wanna
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
yeah, you've got your WONDERFUL Halo -_-
Bald Dragon says:
shutup, halo is f*cking mad. betta than that sh*t
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
OOOHH BLOOD! SHOOT GOOD! OMG!!!!11 GRAFIX R PRETTYYY!!
Bald Dragon says:
what
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
what IS it with xbox fanboys and BLOODY HALO?
Bald Dragon says:
itz a awesome mad game. jus coz u didnt like it...
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
Damn right I didn't. Only good level was the last, AND THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THE MUSIC WAS AWESOME. The gameplay blows chunks.
Bald Dragon says:
fuc off the music was sad. hey guess wot i got?
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
.... What?
Bald Dragon says:
enter the matrix!!
Bald Dragon says:
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
umm, hey, wow. Welcome to last month.
Bald Dragon says:
its awedsome man, the slo mo is f*cking mad
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
Yes, yes.. I know. I've had it on Gamecube for a while now
Bald Dragon says:
omg g*ycube? that sux
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
Holy hell, your ability to turn game into g*y is outstanding. You're very clever -_-
Bald Dragon says:
f*ck off, g**ycube IS g*y. f*ckin purple handbag
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
you really are a sad little boy, ya know. How, may i ask is purple g*y? does it have teh butt sex with pink? or green? OMG XBOX HAS GREEN ITS TEH G*Y!!!1 LOLZ
Bald Dragon says:
shutup
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
ooooh, you're a WITTY ONE!
Bald Dragon says:
bet matrix looks like sh*t on g*ycube
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
how much do you want to bet?
Bald Dragon says:
prolly got g*y graphics and sh*tty moviez
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
nope, and nope. Do some research before you abuse that keyboard, f*cker. Graphics are the same as PS2/PC/Xbox = Average. As for the movies? Heard of a little invention called DivX?
Bald Dragon says:
xbox looks mad,, prolly jus g*ycube loks lik sh*t
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
sorry dude, I can only read english. Unless you're going for that wonderful engrish look, learn how to use your keyboard.
Bald Dragon says:
omg
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
.....
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
"omg" what?
Bald Dragon says:
sory for not being a f*cking nerd and making everyting look nice and pretty
Bald Dragon says:
d*ck
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
Ohhhhh... I get it now. Sorry dude. You're r*tarded. That's my explaination. Am I hitting the nail on the head here? Maybe this is also why you're a blind Xbox fanboy, too?
Bald Dragon says:
f*ck yuo! omg
Bald Dragon says:
i liek xbox coz its the BEST g*ycube is g*y, f*ckin mario and pickachu and butt bash h*mo platform games
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
Wow, never heard of butt bash h*mo. Maybe you're getting xbox and gc confused? Gc doesn't have sh*tty games, I'm afraid.
Bald Dragon says:
its got mario thats sh*t
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
alrighty then. Name me another game APART FROM HALO ON XBOX THAT IS MORE THAN A GOOD GAME?
Bald Dragon says:
splinter cel
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
NO DIPSH*T. WRONG ANSWER. BUP-BOW
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
That's ALSO ON PS2/GC.
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
i want to name an EXCLUSIVE game
Bald Dragon says:
DOA volleyball
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
.....
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
you.. Can't be serious?
Bald Dragon says:
its mad. you prolly dont like it coz youre g*y LOL
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
you are... A .. TOTAL d**khead. That game has NO GAMEPLAY. None. Not a bloody trace.
Bald Dragon says:
got hot chicks
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
... AND?
Bald Dragon says:
f*ck off if u dont like dat, your g*y
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
um, dude. I buy games for gameplay. Not for the pre-rendered girls. If I wanna stare at girls that arn't real, I'll go look at my hentai and doujin collection.
Bald Dragon says:
omg u jkack off to cartoon girls, how sad
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
oh dear, you really are r*tarded
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
seriously, you are the DUMBEST XBOX FANBOY in the history of the f**kers. YOU TYPE ARE THE WORST. AND YOU ARE THE PLAIN STEREOTYPE. HALO AND DOA. GRAPHICS, GRAPHICS, GRAPHICS. AND RELATING NINTENDO TO KI*DY AND G*Y. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER BLIND SHEEP. GROW THE F*CK UP AND REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE TYPING. YOU BUY DOA FOR THE GIRLS, THEN THINK HENTAI IS SAD? AT LEAST I DIDN'T PAY $100.
Bald Dragon says:
calm down u fu**king idiot
Bald Dragon says:
f**k!
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
NO, I WILL NOT. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DI**HEAD EVER. YOU NEED THE FL*MING. YOU CALL YOURSELF A GAMER, YET YOU WONT OPEN YOUR EYES TO WHAT GAMING IS ALL ABOUT. IT IS NOT ABOUT THE COOL FACTOR, OR THE REVEALING BIKINIS. HELL, YOU REFUSE TO PLAY ANYTHING THAT WONT MAKE YOU LOOK COOLER TO YOUR DUMB A*S FRIENDS. OMG, I LIEK TEH MAINSTREAM RUBBISH!!111oNE YOU R TEH COOL. BETTER SAVE YOUR PENNIES FOR HALO 2, F*CKER. DON'T YOU DARE GO AND TRY SOMETHING LIKE JET SET RADIO FUTURE, KUNG FU CHAOS OR.. *GASP* ANOTHER GAME ON *SHOCK* ANOTHER CONSOLE!
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
OMG, THAT MIGHT MEAN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BRAIN OF YOUR OWN. CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW, CAN WE? BETTER FOLLOW THE PACK! IT'S DIPS**TS LIKE YOU THAT ARE DRAGGING DOWN THE GAMING MARKET. DIPS**TS LIKE YOU THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR GREAT ORIGINAL GAMES FAILING, AND RUBBISH LIKE BRITNEYS DANCE BEAT, DOA VOLLEYBALL AND BUTT BASH H*MO (WHICH MUST BE AN XBOX GAME, IT'S NOT ON GC I'M AFRAID) UP IN THE TOP 10! F*CK YOU, YOU CASUAL HEAP OF TRASH!
Bald Dragon says:
f*ck you you n*rd omg crazy f*cking sh*t
Infê®ñal MònkéÂ¥ says:
jesus dude, your quick wits and amazing come backs leave me SPEECHLESS.
Heh, I went mental on the idiot. I don't even know why he asked me if I wanted to go to the movies in the first place, we've never been close friends =/
THAT'LL LEARN HIM!