Voiceover: "As you know, this year is the 20th anniversary of Pokemon. We're celebrating with Pokemon Red, Blue and Yellow releasing [right after this presentation/at midnight tonight] on the eShop, with new wireless trading.
We also have Pokken Tournament releasing on March 18, featuring some of the greatest Pokemon of all time battling in majestic Wii U arenas. Preloading is available now on the Nintendo eShop, and those who preload will receive a special card for Shadow Mewtwo.
But finally, we have a new Pokemon RPG for the 3DS, releasing later this year."
(smash cut to Perfect Zygarde wrecking a face)
(Trainer-Greninja appears to try and stop it)
(gratuitous shot of Mr. Squishy/Zygarde cell)
"Pokemon XYZ will feature a brand new adventure in the Kalos region, in which you must gather the pieces of the Zygarde Core to form Perfect Zygarde and save the world from the evil Team Flare. See new areas, and take on new challenges the likes of which you've never seen before. Pokemon XYZ will release worldwide on August 13.
Thank you for watching."
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