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How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« on: May 12, 2012, 06:25:50 AM »
I thought the curse would be lifted when I put a stake through the heart of the head vampire (Steve Jobs) but I am still cursed with this horrible affliction.... please help!!!

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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2012, 07:33:30 AM »
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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 03:50:11 PM »
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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 08:49:33 PM »
will it help if i smash the plutocracy?? should i do that??//

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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2012, 11:43:10 PM »
You're not helping. What SUPER needs to do the following:

Grind up $1000 dollars worth of Benjamins in a mortar and pestle(It is very important that you refer to them as Benjamins while you grind).

Get the tears and blood of a Genius at the Genius bar. You will require a knife, not a spoon and a picture of a dying or dead Steve Jobs. Shovel maybe required to unearth or dispose of body.

Mix the 3 ingredients and paint the object you wish to unDRM. Clap once and curse Steve Jobs for making such a good product as loudly as possible.

Have an iPod Classic ready as the ground will shake and you will be required to turn the wheel on it ten times in each direction then select a U2 music track. Anything Bono will also work. Failure to do so will void your warranty.

If the object you are trying to unDRM is still DRMed at the end of the ritual, you have failed and you must repeat the entire process from the beginning.
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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 02:05:14 AM »
It's scary, Apple have some ninja **** on their DRM. I have a program called Noteburner M4V Converter that used to be able to do it. And here's how it fucking did it; it would play the movie and screen capture the entire thing and make a new file out of it. Sounds like the most roundabout way possible but Noteburner got away with charging $40 shareware for the privilege.
But that was over a year ago, Apple's DRM has evolved since then.

Maybe you could record, with a camera and tripod, iTunes playing the file.

UPDATE!: I downloaded their latest version and it WORKS again!
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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 04:18:12 AM »
who cares, I don't use iTunes and neither does anyone worth a darn :smug:

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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2012, 09:22:05 AM »
iTunes is horse ****.
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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2012, 04:15:30 PM »
I need to disable the :smug: ...
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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 07:35:39 AM »
who cares, I don't use iTunes and neither does anyone worth a darn :smug:
Weren't you the one asking?
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Re: How do I remove DRM from iTunes videos?
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2012, 09:02:05 AM »
who cares, I don't use iTunes and neither does anyone worth a darn :smug:
Weren't you the one asking?

alas, this is a parody thread. I won't blame you for not reading the other forums though!