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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #525 on: August 07, 2018, 06:37:05 PM »
I'm not a fan of the guy, but seems wrong to remove anyone from the Walk of Fame. Maybe remove it until some time in the future?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #526 on: August 07, 2018, 06:40:30 PM »
I'm not a fan of the guy, but seems wrong to remove anyone from the Walk of Fame. Maybe remove it until some time in the future?

Yeah, I get the economical perspective that if they keep replacing it, jerks are just going to keep destroying it right now and that gets really expensive. Maybe relocate a new one to the Smithsonian or the Trump Presidential Library.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #527 on: August 08, 2018, 12:12:30 AM »
The Star isn't really some sort of recognition that most think it is, you pay to get a star, it's not something offered for free. Donald being who he is probably thinks it's not worth the ego boost since he has to pay for it. He is famous for ripping people off for chump change, destroying any number of lives to do it. He thinks he deserves to get everything for free. He has even failed to pay his lawyers in the past.

People have been removed because they stopped paying. I wouldn't give a ****.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #528 on: August 08, 2018, 01:56:28 PM »
Did not know that about the stars. Thanks for informing us, Oohhboy. Really does change the frame of reference.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #529 on: October 21, 2018, 02:37:58 PM »
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #530 on: October 21, 2018, 02:48:09 PM »
The dude actually says it's unrelated, but it's still awesome either way.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #531 on: October 23, 2018, 10:44:59 AM »
I would say it was unrelated too... gotta avoid even the possibility of "copyright infringement". ;)

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #532 on: October 30, 2018, 05:51:51 PM »
Just look up the name Jacob Wohl. It's a hoot.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #533 on: October 30, 2018, 11:39:45 PM »
Lol I was just reading about that. Don't you mean Matthew Cohen?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #534 on: January 19, 2019, 09:33:55 PM »
https://www.thedailybeast.com/porn-viewership-rises-in-washington-dc-during-government-shutdown

Porn Viewership Rises in Washington D.C. During Government Shutdown

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« Reply #535 on: February 02, 2019, 03:44:55 PM »
OMG. from yesterdays National News Scandal in the making. LMAO
And may I remind you all that it was the 1st day of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. LMAO. what a way to start. smfh

(you can obviously google his name and get the full context if you like)
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is just so unbelievably funny to me to watch unfold in real time.
Which one is worse than the other....? does it really matter if was in the face paint or under the hood.... it's essentially the same difference.
But once you see his college "call--sign", you realize it really is all the same (and that he was probably the one in the face paint). OMG I'm dying right now from laughing so hard.

it really reminds me of the absurd shock of this classic from back in the day. LOL


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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #536 on: February 02, 2019, 04:07:14 PM »
What a way to unite the nation but to dig up the vicious zombie of race relations and unleash it. Right on schedule.

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« Reply #537 on: February 02, 2019, 04:39:53 PM »
the update to the story above, he just held a press conference where he states that YES he wore blackface, but not in that picture... it was on some other day(s).... he also wouldn't address how he got his nickname/call-sign.

Basically "Yes I've done that before, but that's not me in that picture."



I think the writing is on the wall for this one.

edit: Sorry, this just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

so to Summarize:
- Gov. of Virginia has a photo surface from Med School of him in either Black Face or KKK Robe and Hood
- He issues apology that twice references the photo being of him and being inappropriate and regrettable
- Another photo from his Military School surfaces that shows he has the nickname of "Coonman"
- Many people of political influence speak out to call for his resignation
- He has a private backroom meeting to discuss: He can't remember if he was Blackface or KKK in pic... smh
- He sets up a press conference for today supposedly to resign
- He then gets the bright idea to deny that it's him in the picture, and frantically calls around to old friends from 35 years ago to jog his memory of who was who in the picture
- Holds press conference, and doesn't resign, but admits to dressing up in Blackface a different day as a famous singer....(and he can't remember who....) his wife reminds him it was Michael Jackson (MJ in 1984)

-**Press ask him if he still knows how to MOON WALK... he looks around as if to measure the space needed. His wife interrupts and puts him back on topic preventing the sure to be hilarious attempt at Moon Walking that was about to happen.





I'm sorry, this is just too fucking much. LMAO.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #538 on: February 02, 2019, 05:56:53 PM »
Lmao I watched that press conference. Here are the main issues.

1. You say "that's not me in the picture first, before you ever say "I'm a different person today."
2. Assuming step 1 did not work, you DO NOT follow up with "I did blackface, but it was for a dance contest, that's not me in this picture, because that's racist."
3. Resign.

But also, step 1 should be resign.
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« Reply #539 on: February 02, 2019, 07:03:03 PM »
Yes, you failed in the initial response by accepting responsibility and being ashamed.
Only acceptable and respectable course of action.... resign.

to then follow up with a denial of the pic, by admittance of the act, only not in that pic, is also another fail in response.
Only acceptable "now that you've lost all respect" course of action.... resign.

I wonder what will happen on Monday.
my guess is... resign.

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« Reply #540 on: February 02, 2019, 07:07:46 PM »
I gotta follow up that story with this one, because it is got damn ridiculous...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/02/san-francisco-jail-fight-club-sheriff-deputies-charges-dropped

this the only excerpt I have time to include at the moment....
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The San Francisco district attorney’s office on Friday dropped all charges against three San Francisco sheriff’s deputies accused of forcing inmates to fight for their entertainment.
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But prosecutors claim they were forced to dismiss the charges this week because the same sheriff’s department that employed the accused mishandled the investigation and destroyed evidence, including by smashing a lead investigator’s laptop with a hammer because it had gotten a virus.

W.T.F. LOL
there has to be a follow-up to this dismissal with some sort of action taken against the chain of evidence and the officers involved in this obvious cover-up.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #541 on: February 02, 2019, 08:40:01 PM »
Lmao nice.
Back to the governor...the best part was when he asked his wife if he should do the moonwalk. He should have busted out some shoe polish and just did it.
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« Reply #542 on: July 18, 2019, 12:32:04 AM »
smfh Natural selection at it's finest.

Are you a meth head, and need a quick fix to get high? WV uses Wasp Spray to get their buzz.....
https://nypost.com/2019/07/17/wasp-spray-used-as-meth-alternative-in-west-virginia-cops/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow

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“From what we’re being told, if you use it, you know, you might use it one or twice and be fine, but the third time when your body hits that allergic reaction, it can kill you,” Sgt. Charles Sutphin told WCHS.

“It’s a cheap fix, and you don’t know what their overall result of their usage of this is going to be,” Sutphin added.

Physical effects of using the wasp spray include erratic behavior and extreme swelling and redness of the hands and feet.

“Drugs are so bad around here. It’s so available to people, and then all the time trying things new that we wouldn’t even think about,” resident Diana Ferguson said.

“We have great grand babies, and to think what they’re going to grow up in, and what’s going to be available to them, and what people are going to get them to try… It’s really scary,” she added.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD: Big PENIS WARNING
« Reply #543 on: July 20, 2019, 02:47:04 PM »
The FDA warns against taking Big PENIS (more immediate concern for men taking it, than women accepting it)
https://gizmodo.com/fda-big-penis-comes-with-a-hidden-surprise-1836461558

Butchered Ice Cube Quote: something like "Big PENIS in your Mouth can be Bad for your Health" and I guess the FDA agrees.

warning: the following excerpt is heavily edited to fit a narrative, but the dangers are still real. read the actual story for all the details.
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“The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to [..] use Big Penis, a [..] sexual enhancement,” the agency wrote in a statement.

Big Penis (a.k.a Big Penis USA) [..] according to packaging. The FDA operates several International Mail <sp?> Facilities around the country, monitoring incoming packages for illegal, unapproved, and counterfeit[..]s, found Big Penis at one of the facilities [..] that the FDA regulates.

But the big problem for Big Penis is that [it] doesn’t declare [..] that’s a violation of FDA regulations.

Accidentally [..] hoping for Big Penis’ eponymous effects, can be dangerous. [..] can interact with [..] people with high blood pressure and diabetes, and can dangerously lower blood pressure. And there are other negative effects of taking too much [..]: One man’s vision turned permanently red-tinted[..].

This isn’t Big Penis’ first run-in with authorities, either. Last year, the Australian government’s Therapeutic Goods Administration also [known as] The TGA teamed up with the Australian Border Force to stop [it] from entering Australia, according to a release.

You have been warned fellas. Take Big PENIS with precaution. according to "the box" one once every 3 days. Avoid Big PENIS if you have diabetes or high/low blood pressure.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #544 on: July 21, 2019, 10:48:21 AM »
Did they name it that just for the puns?

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« Reply #545 on: July 21, 2019, 01:21:56 PM »
Direct Marketing approach?

Translation "error"?

for the LOL's?

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« Reply #546 on: October 07, 2019, 09:43:12 PM »
Arizona Problems not to be solved with Florida Solutions.....

Phoenix Man shoots self in Face while trying to quiet down upstairs neighbors.....
https://www.newsweek.com/man-shoots-self-quieting-neighbors-1463688
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After attempting to quiet down his upstairs neighbors, a frustrated man pulled a handgun and fired multiple shots into his ceiling. The final one wound up in his face instead.

On Sunday night, police responded to a call from an apartment building on Baseline Road and 36th Street in Phoenix, according to KXNV. When they got there, they found a man with a gunshot injury to his face.

After interviewing witnesses, police determined that the man had been upset by his upstairs neighbors making too much noise around midnight. He attempted to confront them directly, to no effect.

Phoenix police sergeant Vince Lewis told KTAR that the man "had banged on the (neighbors') door, yelling at them, trying to make contact during this argument." He then headed back downstairs and allegedly retrieved a handgun from his apartment.

Police say that he then pointed the gun upwards towards his ceiling and discharged several shots, the last of which somehow wound up striking him in the face. No other people were injured in the incident.

Dumbass. lucky no one upstairs was hurt, even luckier he didn't blind or even kill himself on accident.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #547 on: October 07, 2019, 09:59:06 PM »
Probably shot himself from the recoil moving the gun barrel from the roof to his face in between shots.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #548 on: October 07, 2019, 10:07:28 PM »
That is in South Phoenix. Not the best area. I can't believe someone would do that sort of thing.
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« Reply #549 on: October 07, 2019, 11:15:53 PM »
Sounds like a pretty safe apartment building though.
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