Have you guys seen the Element vs Platypus one that's on the main forums page? It's actually pretty good. It's in Flash, so I can't Photobucket it, but you'll have to take my word on it.
And, for the record, everyone knows the Pontiac Aztec is the ugliest car ever. It looks like they took an old Honda CRX, throw on a couple more doors and added two feet of sheet metal to the bottom of it.