Author Topic: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show (Read 12647 times)

wandering · « **on:** March 26, 2006, 08:17:05 PM »

The boy approached the bioluminescent mushroom.
“What do you see?” asked the boy.
“Blood. Murder. Betrayal. The feasting on man’s flesh as they approach the dark twilight of their last remaining days on earth,” said the mushroom.
The boy smiled. “Sounds like fun. What do you will of me?”
The bioluminescent mushroom twinkled in thought. “Things are progressing far too slowly. We need help.”
The boy frowned. “I’ve been killing several people a day. Yesterday I killed five!”
“You’ve been doing an excellent job," The mushroom said, reasuringly. "But time is running out. I’m the only one who can turn you back into a mushroom. And when that happens, do you want to become a…a pizza topping?”
The boy looked at his feet. “No.”
“Of course not. I only have several hundred years left. And you are already 17 of their years old. We need help.”
“What should I do?”
The mushroom turned slightly blue in relief. “Are you aware of this thing the humans call…mafia?”
“Yes,” the boy said.
“Good. We’ll need their help to set up a meeting with Ken Kutaragi.”
The boy gave a faint smile. “Tell me what to do.”

The mushroom chuckled to himself. He wasn't chuckling because the impending slaughter of the citizens of Wheresville, Transylvania was funny. Though it was. He was chuckling because the humans would blame their most horrible misfortune on the vampires and werewolves...when the real culprits would, as always, be the humans themselves.

I’ve been given the go-ahead by Pryopizm. Game starts the Wednesday after next (April 5). Sign up in this thread before Monday.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2006, 08:25:48 PM »

Do you promise to make me the detective?

wandering · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2006, 08:35:17 PM »

...Maybe if you offer me delicious cookies. Or incriminating pictures. Whichever.

Toruresu · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2006, 04:58:45 AM »

I'm in!

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2006, 05:21:39 AM »

I'm going to try playing this time, even though I have no idea how to go about this.
I'll die in the first day.

MaryJane · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2006, 05:27:04 AM »

Let's do this!

UncleBob · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:22:10 AM »

Vote ShyGuy

vudu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:51:39 AM »

I'm in. But you better assign roles at random. Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse? That would help a lot.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2006, 10:27:45 AM »

I'll join.

Werewolves are vastly superior to those steriotypical gothic bloodsuckers, btw.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2006, 10:46:11 AM »

Van Helsing is the detective right? Frankenstein is the town whore?

Edit: Are there going to be special rules about the dead talking? Since Vampires are dead already...

vudu · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2006, 10:57:11 AM »

Vampires are undead.

stevey · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2006, 11:23:39 AM »

I'm in

and I going to try not to be stupid like last game

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2006, 11:33:38 AM »

"Werewolves are vastly superior to those steriotypical gothic bloodsuckers, btw."

Totally. Vampires are lame and unnervingly homoerotic in many cases.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2006, 12:01:37 PM »

Werewolves vs Vampires? how lame....

we should do Care Bears vs. Smurfs, that would be some real action

Oh and sign me up too

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2006, 01:30:35 PM »

down for this one

nickmitch · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2006, 02:35:13 PM »

Oh yes! I'm 2 for 3 and looking for the 3rd win!

Let's rock baby, yeah!!

Dasmos · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2006, 02:56:57 PM »

I'll sign up.

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Originally posted by: vudu
But you better assign roles at random. Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse? That would help a lot.

I do agree with vudu though, the roles should be at random.

Pale · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2006, 03:44:32 PM »

Uhmm I guess if this is for reals I do it.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2006, 04:14:30 PM »

I dont know isnt it too soon to have another mafia game?

Anywasy considering how unpopular I am I guess Ill play to so sign me up/.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2006, 05:12:56 PM »

What is this Mafia? How do you play? I guess I'll try it.

blackfootsteps · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:32:39 PM »

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Originally posted by: Pryopizm
What is this Mafia? How do you play? I guess I'll try it.

Same post... except for the fact that I really dont know what I'm doing!

IceCold · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:26:02 PM »

Umm.. OK.

We're milking the franchise

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:46:56 PM »

Milk does a forum good..... right?

wandering · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2006, 10:24:44 PM »

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I'm in. But you better assign roles at random. Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse? That would help a lot.

Role assignments will be random. Special requests will be ignored. Special tribute will not be paid.

And no, I don't have mod privileges. In a game that relies as much on the integrity of it's players as this one does, I don't think the lack of ability to lock threads and such will be any big deal. Though, if a mod wants to give me special mod powers, I probably won't abuse them horribly...

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Umm.. OK.

We're milking the franchise

That's an 'I'm in', right?

I secretly agree, but I wanted to get one in before E3. Also, I believe the gap between the last one and this one is wider than the gap beteen the one before last and last.

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What is this Mafia? How do you play? I guess I'll try it.

hooray!

Pryopizm · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2006, 01:26:05 AM »

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I secretly agree, but I wanted to get one in before E3. Also, I believe the gap between the last one and this one is wider than the gap beteen the one before last and last.

I blame that on Bill's Spring Break. Normally, I would've waited much longer, but he was all, "ZOMG! I can play on spring break!"

"When's that?"

"Now! LOLZ!"

Pale · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2006, 05:05:13 AM »

And everyone knows the PGC forums revolve around Bill.

That isn't a joke.

;P

vudu · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2006, 07:26:41 AM »

Mafia, do me a favor ... kill Pryopizm on day one. I just think it would be funny.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:27:06 AM »

Wait, hold on... Both Vampires and Werewolves can create new vamps/wolves by biting a foe but not killing them... Will this be reflected in this mafia game?

MaryJane · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2006, 10:20:05 AM »

Someone had to mention vampires were homoerotic in most cases??
I love vampires especially female ones, If i was a vampire I'd only bite chicks, eh i might bite a guy if he pissed me off, but for the sake of pleasure, and the fact that i think sucking blood is hot... vampires all the way. i'm a biter (i wish i knew how to do all the cool smiley's damn i'm lame) hehehe yes i do mean in the sack

stevey · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2006, 11:19:39 AM »

This is how to do all of the smileys

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2006, 06:00:19 PM »

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Originally posted by: MaryJane
Someone had to mention vampires were homoerotic in most cases??
i'm a biter hehehe yes i do mean in the sack

I think I speak for all men here when I hold my sack and say "STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME"

vudu · « **Reply #31 on:** March 29, 2006, 08:05:21 AM »

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I blame that on Bill's Spring Break. Normally, I would've waited much longer, but he was all, "ZOMG! I can play on spring break!"

I'd just like to point out that Bill hasn't even signed up.

MaryJane · « **Reply #32 on:** March 29, 2006, 08:58:47 AM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
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Originally posted by: MaryJane
Someone had to mention vampires were homoerotic in most cases??
i'm a biter hehehe yes i do mean in the sack

I think I speak for all men here when I hold my sack and say "STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME"

lmao let go of your sack i meant i bite girls

vudu · « **Reply #33 on:** March 29, 2006, 09:01:50 AM »

Why's MaryJane talking about biting my sack?

Pryopizm · « **Reply #34 on:** March 29, 2006, 03:43:46 PM »

Bill can't play til summer. That doesn't mean this game will be Bill-free. He can't help but have his interest grabbed.

As for killing me on day one. . .

That's a bannable offense.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #35 on:** March 29, 2006, 03:50:03 PM »

pruoprismz man I wont vote for yo cuz yo made me mafia when id idnt even knwo what mafia was.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #36 on:** March 30, 2006, 12:34:18 AM »

Bill is a meddler! Perhaps he could be given an official role for this round? Bill is "The First"?

Mario · « **Reply #37 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:11:25 AM »

I'm in!

wandering · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2006, 12:14:38 AM »

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Edit: Are there going to be special rules about the dead talking? Since Vampires are dead already...

Not really. Once vampires/werewolves are dispatched of in the usual fashions (stakes/silver bullets), there's no more talking for them.

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Wait, hold on... Both Vampires and Werewolves can create new vamps/wolves by biting a foe but not killing them... Will this be reflected in this mafia game?

As you can see in the roles list...yes.

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I blame that on Bill's Spring Break. Normally, I would've waited much longer, but he was all, "ZOMG! I can play on spring break!"
I'd just like to point out that Bill hasn't even signed up.

Pryo was talking about Mafia III, I believe.

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Bill is a meddler! Perhaps he could be given an official role for this round?

Perhaps indeed.

wandering · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2006, 09:01:15 PM »

Oh, just one more thing. Sign-ups close Sunday at 11:59pm EST.

edit: make that Monday at 11:59pm EST

Also, while the game will begin on Wednesday, it will not begin on Wednesday, April 6th. Because there is no Wednesday, April 6th.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2006, 10:09:44 AM »

hmmm.... I would Join, but I will be out for awhile, having Surgery on wednesday, and no no april fools on that

wandering · « **Reply #41 on:** April 01, 2006, 10:18:53 PM »

You could always postpone. What's more important, surgery or mafia?

Seriously though. Good luck with the surgery, man.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #42 on:** April 01, 2006, 10:34:07 PM »

hmmm... good question. Unfortunately I do not have a laptop, so for a day or so I'll be out of it. Surgery has to be done, my very life hangs in the balance ( yes, dramatic but it get's the job done ) :p Gall Bladder removal is such a pain, unfortunately during an EKG. it's been found out my heart beats irregulary ( being born pre-mature might had a role in that ) so meh, onething at a time I suppose, but I'll be back soon after. I would participate if I could

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL OF CREATION< GET ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!!! Hospital food can be deadly

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #43 on:** April 01, 2006, 11:02:14 PM »

Woah woah woah. I thought we weren't doing this until after E3. I finally visited Ty..er...RABicle's Funhouse just in time! Sign me up.

wandering · « **Reply #44 on:** April 02, 2006, 09:12:54 PM »

Okay then. Actually, TYP, you're last minute sign-up has convinced me to extend the deadline for signing up til monday night. There may be a few more people willing to play who don't check the forums on weekends.

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Gall Bladder removal is such a pain,

Oh. Ouch. All the best.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #45 on:** April 02, 2006, 10:15:11 PM »

Thank you, I'll need it. But if no one minds I'll Join this Transexualvania gig ( Yes, I like the Rocky Horror Picture show ) I'm just a sweet Transexvite from... Transexualvania :p ( love the show ha! )

Just don't trash bag me, I may be back on Thursday, but I don't know what shape I'll be in.

wandering · « **Reply #46 on:** April 04, 2006, 06:30:06 AM »

Sign ups are closed

Roles will be assigned shortly. If you don't receive a role, you are a townie. If you have a role, if could confirm your role with me before the game starts wednesday morning, that'd be swell.

wandering · « **Reply #47 on:** April 04, 2006, 11:27:48 PM »

All roles have now been assigned. If you were not assigned a role, you are just a townie.

I guess it's a little late to expect role confirmations before the game starts tomorrow morning...so please just get those in whenever you can.

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Author Topic: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show (Read 12647 times)