Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies. There's not gonna be any last minute surprise witnesses. Nobody's gonna break down on the stand with a tearful confession. You're gonna be presented with a simple fact: I am innocent. You'll hear two explanations for why he is mafia: mine and Khushrenada's. It is up to you to sift through layer upon layer of truth until you determine for yourselves which version sounds the most true. There are certain points that I must prove to you. Point number one, I was... Am a brilliant lawyer, great lawyer. Point number two, I'm afflicted with a debilitating disease, and I made the understandable, the personal, the legal choice to keep the fact of my illness to myself. Point number three, the mafia discovered my illness, and ladies and gentlemen, the illness I am referring to is an illness of temper. Point number four, they panicked. And in their panic, they did what most of us would like to do with my illness, which is just get it, and everybody who has it, as far away from the rest of us as possible.
Now, the behavior of my employers may seem reasonable to you. It does to me. After all, ill-tempers makes for an obvious, blatant target. But no matter how you come to judge nickmitch and his partners in ethical, moral, and in human terms, the fact of the matter is, when they voted for me because I am curt, they broke the law.
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