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Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« on: November 17, 2021, 12:57:11 AM »

At Joja Mart, we pride ourselves in our wonderful selection of food for the whole family. These are just some of the wonderful items you can find on our shelves.



With such a wide selection of goods, who would wanna shop at Khushrenada's? Nobody! That's who!
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2021, 12:50:58 AM »
Oh wow!! Perfect! Finally someone is making taco sauce for babies! I was going to cook a couple kids up tonight so this'll work out great. It can be real hard to find proper seasoning for that type of meat.

I'm sorry I took this thread in such a dark direction but I'm also not sorry if it makes it hard for Joja Mart to overcome this scandal.
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2021, 11:34:01 AM »
You're saying that as if I wasn't planning to go even darker.


Have you signed up for Joja Prime? With Joja Prime, you can get two day shipping to your home for free! Talk about huge savings! You also get access to our movie streaming service, ad free viewing on Mixer, our livestreaming platform, and a lifetime* supply of kittens** bred right here in Shady Village.

*canceling your Joja Prime subscription for any reason will result in you no longer having access to our lifetime supply of kittens. Customers are limited to one free kitten per year. Once the kitten reaches 12 months of age, a Joja Mart representative will arrive to send the kitten to a Joja Mart Kitten Mill and a replacement kitten will be provided at an undetermined date.

**Some kittens may appear to be green and have a lettuce like texture on their fur. This is normal. Please keep these kittens away from predatory insects that feed on crops. All kittens are the property of the Joja Corporation. By accepting these kittens you also accept liability for any harm that occurs to them.
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2021, 12:21:12 PM »
Take me to the emergency room sauce sounds like an amazing hot sauce name.
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business!
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2021, 03:00:37 PM »
What kind of Black Friday specials are you planning there at JoJa Mart?

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Re: Joja Mart is open for business!
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2021, 09:15:27 PM »
You're saying that as if I wasn't planning to go even darker.


Have you signed up for Joja Prime? With Joja Prime, you can get two day shipping to your home for free! Talk about huge savings! You also get access to our movie streaming service, ad free viewing on Mixer, our livestreaming platform, and a lifetime* supply of kittens** bred right here in Shady Village.

*canceling your Joja Prime subscription for any reason will result in you no longer having access to our lifetime supply of kittens. Customers are limited to one free kitten per year. Once the kitten reaches 12 months of age, a Joja Mart representative will arrive to send the kitten to a Joja Mart Kitten Mill and a replacement kitten will be provided at an undetermined date.

**Some kittens may appear to be green and have a lettuce like texture on their fur. This is normal. Please keep these kittens away from predatory insects that feed on crops. All kittens are the property of the Joja Corporation. By accepting these kittens you also accept liability for any harm that occurs to them.

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Re: Joja Mart is open for business!
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2021, 11:27:18 PM »
What kind of Black Friday specials are you planning there at JoJa Mart?
We have all kinds of sales designed to get you into our store from televisions and movies from two years ago to common household goods. We also have all sorts of great deals on Joja.com as part of our Deals on Wheels promotions going on throughout the holidays. Make sure to check www.jojamart.com for all the latest deals.
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business!
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2021, 01:09:00 PM »
At Joja Mart, we like to pretend that safety is our number 1 priority. All of our associates are wearing face masks but we don't want to lose any money so we won't be requiring our customers to do the same. We hope you appreciate this 100% hollow gesture that shows our absolute lack of commitment to your safety or the safety of your community.

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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead Thread)
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2021, 01:31:51 PM »
That gets a Honk!
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2021, 09:00:28 PM »
Ah well, at least I got more of you shlubs voting in the early days!

In case anyone didn't catch it, my scheme was to simply cast a vote for every player within the span of a single day, seemed like a funny thing to do. I wonder if anyone's ever done that before...

I s'pose at some point my plan will have to be to do that and still survive the day...

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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2021, 09:19:52 PM »
Any dead players who want to actually do some game talk should message me on discord.

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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2021, 03:26:50 AM »
We at Joja Mart are deeply concerned about the sudden criminal element that has infested Mafia Town. It has come to our attention that there is an abandoned community center in the area that could potentially be used as a base of operations for a group of nasty people like the staff at Pierre's general store or the Mafia. That is why we propose that it be converted to a Joja Mart warehouse. We will happily ensure that the community center cannot be used by the mafia or this killer who has been running around as some kind of base of operations for their nefarious purposes. Instead it will be used by Joja Mart incorporated for our nefarious purposes in the name of capitalism.

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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2021, 12:46:40 PM »
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As for me siding with pokepal to be honest I was least upset with pokepal of the players in last games alliance.  It is Mop it up, MKBungle and then pokepal in that order. 
Now this doesn't make a lick of sense. Pokepal148 did far more damage than anyone else did!

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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2021, 12:50:19 PM »
Mop it up: Mafia's Most Upsetting Player!

Just can't trust her like you can your good pal Khushreanda who's always honest and true!  ;D
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2021, 12:55:00 PM »
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As for me siding with pokepal to be honest I was least upset with pokepal of the players in last games alliance.  It is Mop it up, MKBungle and then pokepal in that order. 
Now this doesn't make a lick of sense. Pokepal148 did far more damage than anyone else did!

I am just going to say that you dupped pokepal and is responsable for that. Bungle was just going along with you. Pokepal while inviting you two was a bad choice we as a collective alliance didn't do enough to get you and Bungle out soon enough.  Thus the vendetas this game. You more than Bungle at this point.
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2021, 01:02:15 PM »
I barely said anything to Pokepal148, his decisions were mostly his own or influenced by other people like Order.RSS. I never told Mr.Bungle to do anything either, stuff he did was his own idea. You're manufacturing all of this in your own mind and looking for an easy scapegoat. :P

Pokepal while inviting you two was a bad choice we as a collective alliance didn't do enough to get you and Bungle out soon enough.
At least this line recognises that you and Pokepal148 are more responsible than I am. ;)

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Just can't trust her like you can your good pal Khushreanda who's always honest and true!  ;D
Quiet you! You're just trying to get people to vote out someone else day one besides yourself!
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2021, 01:12:16 PM »
Mop it up: Mafia's Most Upsetting Player!

Just can't trust her like you can your good pal Khushreanda who's always honest and true!  ;D
Quiet you! You're just trying to get people to vote out someone else day one besides yourself!

The fact that you would accuse me of such a thing is highly upsetting.  8)
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Re: Joja Mart is open for business! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2021, 01:20:48 PM »


Pokepal while inviting you two was a bad choice we as a collective alliance didn't do enough to get you and Bungle out soon enough.
At least this line recognises that you and Pokepal148 are more responsible than I am. ;)

It is that snarky attitude that got you voted out this game.
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« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2021, 01:28:08 PM »
Nah, you were gonna vote for me no matter what. And sometimes the truth is snark, I guess.

Mop it up: Mafia's Most Upsetting Player!

Just can't trust her like you can your good pal Khushreanda who's always honest and true!  ;D
Quiet you! You're just trying to get people to vote out someone else day one besides yourself!

The fact that you would accuse me of such a thing is highly upsetting.  8)

I s'pose I've earned this title!

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Re: Joja Mart is closed forever! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2021, 07:17:19 AM »
It is a shame the Mafia didn't wait till today to kill me.  I had 3 letters in front of me if Stratos declined my letter. I guess with Bachlor 2 being Mafia then whoever had letter 3 was a townie  so the mafia killed me since they didn't have a choice in the matter. 
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Re: Joja Mart is closed forever! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2021, 07:17:39 AM »
With that said go townies!!!
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Re: Joja Mart is closed forever! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2021, 09:05:25 AM »
Funny thing about my role is that I was planning on role playing as Jamie before the game started but when my role came up as Jamie I decided to role play as Muffy and start a fruit infused bar and also have all sort of tasty dishes so a few options was Hibusicus flavored Banana Bread.  Honey Dew Melon flavored  drinks and other tasty snacks.   I would of had my animals being servents and the fish would of been the main attraction as I was going to use all my selections on them and maybe 1 other flower to have tasty dishes for everyone. 

Maybe it would have been funnier to be role playing as Jamie as the Jamie role and just flirting with everyone and then having folks question if I was the actual jamie role or just me being my IRL pansexual self and flirting with everyone.  That would have been fun.
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Re: Joja Mart is closed forever! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2021, 01:38:57 PM »
Does anyone want any of my flavored dishes? 

I have Honey Dew melon flavored Banana Bread, Honey Dew melon with Hyacinth flavored drinks.  Halibut served with honeydew melon braise and lily on the side as a visual piece.

The Hyacinth flavored drinks have zinc, copper and iron for your body and is wonderful for your health. Cooper is good for your brain health, cardivascaler, helps with your resperation and treats insomina!!

https://www.healthbenefitstimes.com/hyacinth-bean/

While the honey dew melon can help with reducing blood pressure, helps support healthy skin, and boosts you immune system!



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Re: Joja Mart is closed forever! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2021, 06:39:28 PM »
I'd like to have the record show that Pokepal and I both got played like fiddles and each of us invited separate moles into that Townie Alliance lol. Although I think most of it was my fault, so I at least want partial credit for inadvertently dooming the previous Haunted Town Mansion!!  >:( ;) :vedetta:

That said, there's no way all the previous non-Townies would be non-Townies again, right? ....Right?

Hang on a minute...

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Re: Joja Mart is closed forever! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2021, 06:53:23 PM »
I'd like to have the record show that Pokepal and I both got played like fiddles and each of us invited separate moles into that Townie Alliance lol. Although I think most of it was my fault, so I at least want partial credit for inadvertently dooming the previous Haunted Town Mansion!!  >:( ;) :vedetta:

That said, there's no way all the previous non-Townies would be non-Townies again, right? ....Right?

Hang on a minute...

To be fair I was stated to start on the townie side and I was playing like that till I was joined with Stratos who was a townie so the townie relationship would have continued.  Really the only thing I didn't say was my role directly.
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