"Word has come in from the front lines, a ShyGuy has taken down someone in a green shirt!"
"Was it the Green Mario?"
"No, it appears to be a Soccer Player"
"Green Mario was in Mario Strikers"
"IT WASN'T GREEN MARIO!"
"Well, I'm just glad the ShyGuy took out him and not me. ShyGuys give me the creeps."
"Oh totally, what is behind that mask?"
"I know, right? who does he think he is? That Scream movie dude?"