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Why haven't we made Britain a state yet?
« on: March 24, 2015, 01:12:16 AM »
I get why we don't want Canada in our perfect union, yuck who would even the UK was happy to let them go without a fuss. But we should be pressuring the British to apply for Statehood. I want to be able to take Doctor Who away from the Brits and give it over to an American network so they can fix it like they did Torchwood just make sure it has lots of boobs and explosions and it will be so much better than that lousy English crap that actually tries to get you to think, who wants that TV isn't supposed to make you think why else would they call it the idiot box damn brits get with the friggin program.

Also if we made Britain a State we could put the Queen on Mount Rushmore, finally work together to end the spread of that disease they call "soccer", and while we are at it we can fix their broken roads and teach them how to use the English system of measuring they friggin invented and get them off that damn overly complicated worthless metric system once and for all.


We need to elect a President who wants to make annexing Great Britain as the 51st and 52nd States of the Union, England and Scotland will be one State and Ireland will be the other, nobody wants Whales so it can stay all alone over there.
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Re: Why haven't we made Britain a state yet?
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2015, 07:20:15 AM »
You should be asking why the Brits haven't made you a colony again.
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Re: Why haven't we made Britain a state yet?
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2015, 07:24:43 AM »
You should be asking why the Brits haven't made you a colony again.

They tried. It didn't go so well for them.
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Re: Why haven't we made Britain a state yet?
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2015, 08:31:58 AM »
I don't know where to start with this.

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Re: Why haven't we made Britain a state yet?
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2015, 10:20:26 AM »
God save the Queen.

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Re: Why haven't we made Britain a state yet?
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2015, 10:49:43 AM »
No politics.
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Re: Why haven't we made Britain a state yet?
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2015, 12:19:41 AM »
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