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TalkBack / Re: A Flirtatious Figurine

« on: October 03, 2013, 03:51:17 PM »

I wasn't looking at her mouth.

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TalkBack / Re: Why the Donkey Kong Country Delay Isn't That Bad

« on: October 02, 2013, 08:44:12 PM »

Ian Sane, whenever I catch myself feeling too happy or optimistic, I just read one of your posts, and then I go into my bedroom and cut myself.

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TalkBack / Re: Scribblenauts Unmasked: A DC Comics Adventure Review

« on: October 02, 2013, 05:59:10 PM »

Eh, I liked it. And the DC Comics angle was just what was needed to hook me into buying this, whereas I've never purchased a Scribblenauts game before (rented yes, purchased no).

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TalkBack / Re: Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze Delayed

« on: October 01, 2013, 10:15:14 AM »

Dammit.

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TalkBack / Re: New Wii U Firmware Update Live 

« on: September 30, 2013, 10:53:13 PM »

Still no folders, eh? Guess we'll have to wait another year or three.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Amazing Deals!

« on: September 30, 2013, 05:10:15 PM »

first deal: $14.99 for Metroid Prime PLUS an additional 25% off right now at Blockbuster
$24.99 for Starfox Adventures PLUS an additional 25% off right now at Blockbuster

Hey, does anyone know if Blockbuster is still doing this? Because I'd really like to get in on that deal.

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NWR Forums Discord / Train runs over couple having sex on tracks

« on: September 30, 2013, 03:08:48 PM »

So, apparently, a middle-aged couple in Ukraine was having sex on some train tracks, and then the train came along and asked if it could get in on it, then reacted badly when they said no.

I'm totally not making this up. If I wasn't a newbie who didn't know how to post links, I'd post the link to the article.

The thing I don't understand is WHY DIDN'T THEY GET OFF THE DAMN TRACKS?!?! It's not like a train can just sneak up on you, y'know! It's big! It's loud! And it shakes the ground! YOU'D KNOW IT WAS COMING!!!!!

This is a thing that happened, but...I just...I don't...it can't....

GAAAAAHH!!! My perceptions of reality are so skewed right now!

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General Chat / Re: The Marvel fanclub

« on: September 30, 2013, 02:49:54 PM »

Because Spider-Man isn't "relatable" unless his life is a living hell. Now that he's literally burning in hell, he's that much more "relatable".

Relatable, yo!

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General Chat / Re: The Marvel fanclub

« on: September 29, 2013, 05:28:51 PM »

Marvel's spent the past several years turning all their heroes into unlikeable douchebags. Because "realistic, yo!"

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Splinter Cell: BlackList. Insert 1950's Red Scare joke here.

« on: September 29, 2013, 05:11:41 PM »

I don't like this new Splinter Cell, even though I've played all the others (except for Conviction, because that was a 360 exclusive, and ain't nobody got time for that). I'm no good at sneaking through terrorist base camps in broad daylight. I miss sneaking through lightly patrolled office buildings in the middle of the night.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: NWR Forums Top 10 Zelda Games

« on: September 29, 2013, 05:04:17 PM »

Forum newbie here. My top ten would be something like:

1. Ocarina of Time
2. A Link to the Past
3. Link's Awakening
4. The Wind Waker
5. The Legend of Zelda
6. Oracle of Seasons
7. Oracle of Ages
8. Majora's Mask
9. Twilight Princess
10. Spirit Tracks