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General Gaming / Ubisoft delayed Watch Dogs because of GTA V

« on: October 17, 2013, 10:54:21 PM »

With just a month to go before release, Ubisoft crapped their pants when they saw the absolutely insane sales for GTA V and decided to delay Watch Dogs so that people would actually buy it. Simple as that. Don't give me this quality control BS.

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General Gaming / Has GTA become Saint's Row?

« on: October 06, 2013, 01:23:16 PM »

Okay, bear in mind that I've never kept up with the GTA series. The only installment I've played to any real extent is Chinatown Wars for DS (which is hella fun, by the way). So, I'm not exactly up to date on how ludicrous the franchise may have become over the past several years. But now the Internet is full of GTA V jokes and comic strips about the main character hijacking a jetliner and crashing it into Atlantis or some such bullcrap. I haven't played the game, but the hype makes it sound as though the series is just one game away from going full Saint's Row and giving you a dildo-shaped car that fires dildo-shaped rockets that explode into smaller dildo-shaped rockets.

I liked Sleeping Dogs. There weren't any hijacked jetliners or dildo-shaped rockets in that.

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NWR Forums Discord / Train runs over couple having sex on tracks

« on: September 30, 2013, 03:08:48 PM »

So, apparently, a middle-aged couple in Ukraine was having sex on some train tracks, and then the train came along and asked if it could get in on it, then reacted badly when they said no.

I'm totally not making this up. If I wasn't a newbie who didn't know how to post links, I'd post the link to the article.

The thing I don't understand is WHY DIDN'T THEY GET OFF THE DAMN TRACKS?!?! It's not like a train can just sneak up on you, y'know! It's big! It's loud! And it shakes the ground! YOU'D KNOW IT WAS COMING!!!!!

This is a thing that happened, but...I just...I don't...it can't....

GAAAAAHH!!! My perceptions of reality are so skewed right now!