Irrelephant - not related to elephants
best one yet.
edit: This gave me some inspiration.
Malprofitism - Non Free Market Capitalism. Crony Capitalism involving Oligarchs. A corrupt system of bribery involving wealthy individuals and politicians.
Malprophetism - The act of starting a cult in order to make money.
Malprobalism - making up bullshit statistics in an internet forum to further your goal of winning an argument or flame war.
Malpropofolism - Having your personal doctor prescribe you propofol because your rich and you need that sweet honey juice to feel good.
Malprobism - getting probed by an alien without your consent.
Dephalliate - removing a penis through toothy blowjob.