ATTENTION ALL MAFIA PLAYERS (exception Great Deku Tree)
I would like to take this time to inform you that with the introduction of the shop, I will be renting my vote for some total of rupees and/or items from Madam MeowMeow's shop. I do not currently know what the pricing will be, but I am willing to sell my vote today to the first person who contacts me and is trustworthy. I have limitations, however. Even if you rent my vote, I will not vote against myself. I will also not vote for Mr. Cucco Dodledo, a valuable Ravio Inc employee who has earned my trust, regardless of any part he may or may not play in the events that are currently unfolding, which is none of my business, I am confident you can place your trust in him as well, as a Certified Ravio Inc Customer Service Field Agent and Vice President of Website Design, Product Delivery, and Product Placement.
I digress. If you are interested in renting my vote, I assure you in good faith that I will make the price reasonable. I will have two tiers of sales. If you rent the first tier, my vote will be yours for the day, but it will only remain confidential to the end of the day that you rent the vote. After that, should anyone offer a small amount of currency in-game, I will sell that person, and anyone else, information on who purchased that day's vote, provided that day is concluded and I have survived to the next day. If you rent the higher-tier vote for the day, it will remain confidential throughout the entire game. Should there not be currency, and instead only items from Madame MeowMeow, then one item will equal one higher tier vote rental, and in exchange, the vote will be kept confidential.
Please contact me as soon as possible within the day, as rentals will be first-come, first-serve. My vote is available for rental starting now.
I have just seen Madame MeowMeow has opened. I will trade 20 rupees for the low-tier vote rental, and 10 rupees the following day for the reveal or the purchase. I will trade 1 item or 50 rupees for the higher tier rental. Prices are subject to change.
Yours truly,
John Ravio, Esq., Founder & CEO of Ravio Inc
Edit: For those wondering why Great Deku Tree was excluded, see
this post.
Double Edit: Vote sold. Come back again tomorrow!