Can't we all just agree than Western RPGs suck?... Well, I have to admit that Japanese RPGs suck too but let's just get back to my irational hatred of Western RPGs.
First off, the art direction sucks, in all of them, period. I tried getting into them. I played a little Baulders Gate, Icewind Dale, a couple others that I can't remember the names of because I just don't care. And the art in all of them just sucked... How can anyone like a game that just looks so... so UGLY!
Second, two many options. Way, WAY too many options. Why am I spending an hour-and-a-half SETTING UP my game? Am I going to get to play any time soon? I have to choose my charaters - What species are they going to be? Male or female? I get to pick a job class? HOW MANY ARE THERE? Now if I pick a human male and make him this, when he levels up enough he can become this but a female human gets these options instead? Wait, what does the flying monkey turn into after level 57 if he's got this job? ARGH! Oh, and now I have to pick my characters stats too? And I can customize what they look like but in the end they're all fugly anyway? Now where in the manual does it say how many saving throws I get? Page 4, 938? Or was that page 3,675? Why doesn't this damn thing have an index?
Third, the nerds who invented Dungeons & Dragons should be shot, and along with them all of their family, friends, aquaintances, people who saw them on the bus, just anyone who knows they exist at all.
Fourth, they tend to make no sense, and they make no qualms about that. So I build my characters (and I have no idea what I did to them anyway) and then I'm dropped off at what appears to be some random location, maybe given a little bit of the back story, and then told to go on my way. On my way where? Just... wander around until I find something? Well there's a cave and... Oh wait, I'm dead now. What happened? I didn't see any rats! Let's try this again. I'm not going into that cave this time though. Instead I go into town and the first person I talk to kills me. Why? What the HELL did I DO? I even pressed the attack button this time but nothing happened! Oh, I have to equip my weapons before they work? Okay... And just where would I find said weapons? And would someone just kill that damn monkey already? If he buzzes me one more time I SWEAR to god...
Fifth, now take all that crap online and add all the other insanity that goes with that including PKers. 'Nuff said.
Sixth, I think I'm going to run downstairs and get a soda. This whole list thing has made me kind of parched if you know what I mean.
Seventh, I don't really need a seventh do I? How about just: "I HATE WES-TERN R-P-GS!"
THEY SUCK!
THEY SUCK!
THEY SUCK!
And it's too late to try and change my opinnion. Because of some bad experiencs, some REALLY bad experiences, all Western RPGs suck in my mind and it's going to take a while before I'm willing to give up on that prejudice and give them another try. Maybe when they come out with one that isn't set in Middle Earth or set in the Middle Ages or whatever else crappy place universe that D&D style games are set it. It's the same reason why I can't stand FPS games. They're either all set in the distant future or in WWII. People, a little originality wouldn't kill you... Would it? I mean I'm asking because I don't know. It's only polite. They might be alergic to it or something seeing as how they seem to avoid it like the BLACK PLAGUE.
I guess I should end this huh? It's like almost 3am and I have to be up by 8. I should really get some sleep...
*ahem*...
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