I think I could get away with naming any future female progeny of mine "Zelda".
However, naming a son "Link" might be a little dangerous for his rep in school.
Plus, the fact that my last name is a body part (nothing gross, mind you) isn't gonna help much.
AVATAR GET!!
Among my favorites on the Genesis sits an awesome title I like to call Comix Zone. As I can't find any good in game shots of this fellow on the net, I'll settle for the opening cinematic version.
I present Mortus.
On another note, this game was released on the GBA and no one told me?