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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 11:10:32 PM »
I'm at a loss.
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 11:25:21 PM »
Is this apparent direction of noncasual gaming?
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 11:35:35 PM »
I don't know. I play TF2 pretty casually.
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 12:12:37 AM »
I bought the orange box, does the yellow jar come in the orange box?

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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 02:07:00 AM »
You know that Jarate is real, yeah?
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 07:57:50 AM »
You know that Jarate is real, yeah?

Jarate was what really killed Steve Irwin.

The skill was passed down from animals to human inexplicably in the 50s, probably around the time they did some nuclear testing...

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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2009, 08:59:43 AM »
Who else thought this thread was about Snipper64 and his dirty dirty secret being revealed??
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 03:06:37 PM »
Who else thought this thread was about Snipper64 and his dirty dirty secret being revealed??

I did.  I was a little disappointed when I learned the truth.  *Yawn*
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2009, 03:10:42 PM »
Who else thought this thread was about Snipper64 and his dirty dirty secret being revealed??

I did.  I was a little disappointed when I learned the truth.  *Yawn*

Yeah, for real *Yawn* oooooh god its contagious. Can we now turn this into a thread about Snipper64 being peed on?
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2009, 03:19:30 PM »
Read the thread title again--it's Snipper64 that does the peeing.
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2009, 03:23:05 PM »
Read the thread title again--it's Snipper64 that does the peeing.

He could go both ways. What if it meant "Snipper officially gives golden showers now" then when you look inside the thread you see:

"after strictly being the recipient"
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2009, 05:11:38 PM »
This is reminding me of R.Kelly's hilarious video. But more so the Boondocks episode that had R.Kelly in it.

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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2009, 06:11:53 PM »
You mean the Dave Chappelle skit?
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2009, 11:14:56 PM »
You mean the Dave Chappelle skit?

LOL I can't believe I forgot the Chappelle skit.

I was talking about the actual video though.
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 03:49:55 AM »
I hope they ironically make the alternate for the sniper rifle a melee weapon just to be jackasses

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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2009, 03:53:34 AM »
I hope they ironically make the alternate for the sniper rifle a melee weapon just to be jackasses
like some brass knuckles or a switch blade?

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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2009, 05:15:39 AM »
a skewer with a bunch of shrimp on it

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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2009, 09:14:11 AM »
a skewer with a bunch of shrimp on it

Shrimp goes on the barbie, not in the enemy.

Don't you learn etiquette in school?

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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2009, 10:58:45 AM »
a skewer with a bunch of shrimp on it

Shrimp goes on the barbie, not in the enemy.

Don't you learn etiquette in school?

Exactly.

So it needs to be a hand-held barbie that he presses against people's faces while stabbing them with the shrimp skewer.

In all seriousness, I think they intend to have the rifle unlock be a close-range weapon. Maybe not melee, but not ranged either.
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2009, 08:12:17 PM »
i forgot i had this game, also, i have a new graphics card...it should be playable now!
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2009, 08:47:08 PM »
The Sniper64 officially gives GoldenPhoenix showers now
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Re: The Sniper officially gives golden showers now
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2009, 02:13:59 PM »
I was mistaken: his main unlockable is a bow and arrow.
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