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The problem with bums
« on: December 09, 2008, 03:20:09 AM »
Is that they smell. I was sitting down a funny way just then and I could smell my bum and it wasn't very nice.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 04:03:54 AM »
My bum smells like roses.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 04:11:39 AM »
Yeah, I've known panhandlers who made more money than I did. No sympathy from me.

wait, what?
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 04:13:28 AM »
ShyGuy, there were tooooo many bums in Spokane. Here in Seattle, it's wayy worse though.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 01:24:27 PM »
one time i drove buy a bum and he had a im hungry sighn, as soon as i passed him i could see that the im hungry sign was made out of a Miller light box
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 01:55:02 PM »
bums are smelly in NY cuz kids kick the **** out of them.


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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 02:01:07 PM »
perm if you ever become a bum, promise you'll get someone else to write your signs for you?
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 12:09:21 AM »
Is that they smell. I was sitting down a funny way just then and I could smell my bum and it wasn't very nice.

1) cut their noses off and they won't smell anymore.

2) bum=ass... how funny did you sit to sit on your face?

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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 01:22:45 AM »
ShyGuy, there were tooooo many bums in Spokane. Here in Seattle, it's wayy worse though.

True dat, certain sections of the city smell like urine. Vagrant urine.

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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 02:33:42 AM »
Sometimes they have to pee on themselves to keep warm.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 10:02:16 AM »
If pee comes out of your bum, somethings wrong with you..
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 01:04:35 PM »
Thats not pee...

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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 01:46:30 PM »
Montezuma strikse again!
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 03:54:41 PM »
If pee comes out of your bum, somethings wrong with you..

Lol, wrong "bum."

The real problem with those bums is that girls leave them out, and I could get in trouble for putting quarters in them.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2008, 09:23:02 PM »
perm if you ever become a bum, promise you'll get someone else to write your signs for you?

blah blah blah, I type faster than my spelling complex. If I cared more than I'd edit and be more deliberate.

if i were homeless i wouldn't beg for food anyway, I'd hunt and eat pigeons. Also, i would dine and ditch frequently. To get change i would head straight towards the malls fountain.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2008, 11:01:27 PM »
"Vagrant urine."

I read this as vaginal urine and thought for a moment, "Can you tell the difference?"

Now I'm curious, but I don't want to have to take the necessary means to find out.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 12:33:03 AM »
what do you read when you read vagabond or vagary?

vagrant should rhyme with fragrant.
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2008, 12:59:52 AM »
You can analyze the hormones to determine such things. estrogen

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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2008, 10:57:37 AM »
If pee comes out of your bum, somethings wrong with you..

Lol, wrong "bum."

The real problem with those bums is that girls leave them out, and I could get in trouble for putting quarters in them.

does it really matter at this point?

besides...

Sometimes they have to pee on themselves to keep warm.

Thats a stupid reason to pee yourself. As The Day After Tomorrow has taught us, bums should tear pages out of literary classics to insulate their clothing to keep warm. DUUUUUH!
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2008, 12:15:56 PM »
Dumb and Dumber taught us two idiots with money are still idiots.

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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2008, 02:08:45 PM »
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2008, 02:20:52 PM »
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2008, 03:17:32 AM »
Dumb and Dumber taught us two idiots with money are still idiots.

Greatest. Movie. Evar.

Where's Evan to debate this fact?

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Re: The problem with bums
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2008, 03:24:53 AM »
Evan hates me now and is scared to come of the boards because of it.

He just wanted to take a break, date other people.