PIAC: "Do they have 'Krusty Partially Gelagnated Non Dairy Gum Based Beverages'?"
I was gonna have the whole conversation as my sig.
"You know I went to the, uh, McDonalds in uh, Shelbyville on friday night."
"A McWhat?"
"Uh, McDonalds restaurant. I, uh, I've never heard of it either. But they have 2000 locations in this state alone."
"Hmmm, must have sprung up overnight."
"You know the funniest thing though, its the little differences."
"Example."
"Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty burger with cheese right? But...they don't call it a Krusty burger with cheese."
"Get out! Well what do they call it?"
"A Quarter Pounder with cheese."
"Quarter Pounder with cheese?? Well I can picture the cheese but uh...Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverages?"
"Mmm hmm, they call 'em shakes"
"Shakes! You don't know what you're gettin."
"Well I know what I'm gettin. Some donuts!"
*struggles to get out of chair*
"Uh, help me outta the booth boys."
*gun fires into seat*
My fave qoute ever.
Plus the one in my sig, the one where Homer sets up an Internet business, and the:
"Gime? Whats a gime?"
*walks into gym*
"Ohhhh! A gime!"
My fave episode however is the one where Sideshow Bob has the nuclear bomb and tries to cut tv broadcasts in Springfield. Those bits where Bob and Bart are in the Bi-Plane just tops everything.
1) *Pilot in jet*
"Sir, we're about to catch up with them now."
*Jet WHOOOOSHES over bi-plane*
"Uh sir, we have missed the target, getting out to pursue on foot."
*Pilot running behind bi-plane*
Hahahahahaha!
"Boy, jump onto the car!"
"OK! Here's my backpack!"
*Drops pack, which rools to front of car, falls off, and is run over by car*
*Bart runs back to Bob.*
And the bit where Bob is gonna crash the plane into the shack Krusty is in. That is tops.