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Originally posted by: Zeth
...Why Sony would purposely lie about xbox selling more than gamecube?
Because Sony is infact, a company that produces donkeys. And Microsoft in all reality, need these donkeys as their staff. People don't dare test Windows or Office. OH NO! It's the donkeys.
And they like, mutate after a while, all the illegal operations cause their intestines to take a life of their own and transport them to garbage bin with guns.
Then they go on a rampage, and people are all like "AW NO A DONKEY WITH GUNS!"
And it runs into people and hurts their bum bums. So then, people fight back by buying McDonkey Burger with cheese from McDonalds, and they go "MMMM NUM NUM NUM" and it's really dry, but they don't care. They just buy a super mega hulk sized Coke.
Then they have to piss, and Nintendo are like, "Here's a toilet" and Microsoft go "NO! THAT'S OUR iLoo!"
So the consumer gets freaked out buy this and lets it rip. Then Sony comes in at the wrong time and gets pissed on, and they scream and go "YOU GOT URINE IN MY EYE SOCKET!"
So they throw unsold copies of Crash Bandicoot 56: Wrath of sequels at them and they
totally die.
Holy moly crap bucket 3000, it's terrible.
So then Microsoft and Sony team up to take down Nintendo. They set up traps on the road and Nintendo's like, "MEEP MEEP" and they avoid the Acme traps.
So MS and Sony get annoyed. Annoyed, and tired. So they like to take a nap, and have potty breaks.
So yeah, that's why they lie.