Author Topic: I gots the dew.... (Read 10793 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** May 26, 2011, 11:05:16 PM »

So, I got this e-mail the other day...

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Hey TheUncleBob,

1 of the 500 lucky ones!! The Mystery Flavor activity is over, and Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner, you were chosen!! You are one of the 500 that will be receiving a delicious taste test can with a mystery DEW flavor. They will start arriving in a couple of weeks, and here's what we want YOU to do:

Tweet/Post on Facebook: We want you to cover every step, and tell the world what DEW sent you!
Video: We want to see your OFFICIAL TASTE TEST on Facebook and in DEW Labs' Mystery Flavor Video activity!
DEW Labs: Login, post on our Mystery Flavor Reax discussion that we will share with the rest of DEW Labs on what you THINK!

We want YOU to tell the world about your experience in these three easy ways and tell the world how much YOU love DEW!

So... what did I get in the mail today?

Gonna get some friends together and try it out. Wonder if it'll be any good.

Stogi · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:08:24 PM »

You should mix it with vodka.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:09:03 AM »

I want all the details, plus a picture of the liquid PLZ

MegaByte · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:10:44 AM »

It would be funny if it was chicken dinner flavored.... looks suspicious enough...

Stogi · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:18:32 AM »

You should make a video of you filling your dog's saucer with it.

oohhboy · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2011, 07:09:18 AM »

This quite clearly requires video documentation. The enjoyability or lack thereof can't be captured by the written word or stills of it in a dog bowl.

I would laugh if it tasted like/is fizzy chicken stock.

Sundoulos · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2011, 07:20:55 AM »

It's Soylent Green! Don't do it!

UncleBob · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:18:05 AM »

Quote from: Sundoulos on May 27, 2011, 07:20:55 AM

It's Soylent Green! Dew it!

ftfy

Ceric · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2011, 08:55:25 AM »

You know what was the flavor?

oohhboy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2011, 09:25:10 AM »

We were promised entertainment, I demand satisfaction!

Stogi · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2011, 11:48:05 AM »

You should freeze it and make Dew Pops.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2011, 11:18:47 PM »

It's regular Mountain Dew, only it turns you gay(er).

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2011, 12:51:56 AM »

Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2011, 08:07:39 PM »

WHERE IS MY MOUNTAIN DEW REPORT RICHARD?

??

Morari · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2011, 11:59:26 PM »

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on June 09, 2011, 12:51:56 AM

Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.

That's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from some breeder! Damn heteros, ruining the world for the rest of us!

Ceric · « **Reply #15 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:10:11 AM »

Quote from: Morari on June 09, 2011, 11:59:26 PM

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on June 09, 2011, 12:51:56 AM
Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.

That's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from some breeder! Damn heteros, ruining the world for the rest of us!

Morari took the ultimate pledge of the Eunuch.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #16 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:45:38 AM »

Quote from: Morari on June 09, 2011, 11:59:26 PM

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on June 09, 2011, 12:51:56 AM
Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.

That's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from some breeder! Damn heteros, ruining the world for the rest of us!

Just because you're so annoying that no woman will have you doesn't make you gay.

Stogi · « **Reply #17 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:45:53 PM »

You should freeze it in the winter and skate on it, then melt it in the spring and drink it.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:50:21 PM »

STILL WAITING RICHARD

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #19 on:** June 10, 2011, 11:37:13 PM »

Clearly insanolord is gay for me.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2011, 11:44:12 PM »

I'm not gay. And I assure you, if I were, I could do much better than you.

bustin98 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2011, 01:27:10 AM »

Methinks Brandogg likes pushing Insanolord's buttons...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2011, 04:31:12 AM »

DONT LET THIS THREAD GET LOCKED UNCLEBOB I MUST KNOW ABOUT THE MYSTERY DEW

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:25:08 AM »

Clearly insanolord is upset that I turned him down at the non-denominational holiday party 4 years ago. In fact he said "I'm gay, and I can't do any better than you" to which I did 3 snaps in a Z-formation and said "bitch please, this va-jay-jay is spoken for." He's been upset ever since.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2011, 02:28:47 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on June 11, 2011, 08:25:08 AM

Clearly insanolord is upset that I turned him down at the non-denominational holiday party 4 years ago. In fact he said "I'm gay, and I can't do any better than you" to which I did 3 snaps in a Z-formation and said "bitch please, this va-jay-jay is spoken for." He's been upset ever since.

Almost none of that is true.

Quote from: ShyGuy on June 11, 2011, 04:31:12 AM

DONT LET THIS THREAD GET LOCKED UNCLEBOB I MUST KNOW ABOUT THE MYSTERY DEW

Who would lock it? It's UncleBob's thread, I'm taking part in it, vudu's dead, and Crimm doesn't give a **** unless is something huge.

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Author Topic: I gots the dew.... (Read 10793 times)