I've been itching to go to New Zealand for a while now. It's just so damn far.
I was thinking about buying a one way ticket and becoming a bum, couchsurfing my way around till I found a girl who'd take me in. I'd be useless, but charming, and for a while, I'd get away with it. Eventually though, she'll get pissed enough to bitch about it. That's when I'd find a job, probably whoring myself out (since it's legal out there), making just enough money to buy a ticket to Australia and do it all over again.