Nintendo should of added a popcorn maker, a sno-cone maker, a bar fridge, a laughing clowns sideshow game and a rubber chicken to the sides of the Q.
Then, they should of made it play records, because I have a Thomas the tank engine record here from like, 1983 or something, and I'd love to hear it on the unit. Also, it should have 6,976 built in games. They should all be knock-off's of Alex Kidd and Wonderboy.
Finally, I'd like them to include a fold out cinema screen and 2 donkeys. They can be like R.O.B from the NES, but better. They'll also provide great poo for the garden.
Luigi should also pop out of the controllers and tell me I'm doing great every so often.
*Dusts hands together*