Okay, ShyGuy, I'm in. Maybe it's just the stress of working E3 (it's really hard; there's so much stupid little stuff to do that no one will ever care about but still needs to be done), but I'm ready to bust some heads in these forums, consequences be damned.
I will become a tyrant the likes of which these forums have never seen, and hang all those who question my omnipotence. LET THE CLEANSING BEGIN!