Wow. I am amazingly bad at this game.
Also, cops are really stupid in this game. I was in the middle of town, went on some crazy ramp, shot through the air, smashed through a billboard and through several lamp posts (along with various other things), landing near a cop. Reduced my speed, keeping pace with the officer. Nothing. Didn't even care. Never mind the fact that I was swerving all over the road, continuing to hit things. Well, the cop's lane ended, so he decided to merge into mine and sideswiped me. NOW he turns on his lights and starts chasing me. Jerk.