Author Topic: Unexplained phenomena (Read 15643 times)

ShyGuy · « **on:** April 14, 2011, 12:47:08 PM »

Where are Mulder and Scully when you need them?

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2011/04/13/man-engulfed-in-flames-at-san-francisco-porn-shop/

My theory: Janitor with latent mental pyrotechnic abilities punishes the wicked.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2011, 01:10:52 PM »

I guessing he was involved in a furious fapping session without the proper lubricants.

friction + heat = ??

ShyGuy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2011, 02:59:58 PM »

Case Two!

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/health/entries/2011/03/21/mysterious_skin_illness_topic.html?cxntfid=blogs_salud

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Constant crawling, or itching or something strange on the skin. The fibers also knit themselves on the outside of intact skin in a little thread ball. But, this fiber does not burn

My theory: Mystery disease let loose from government lab where they were experimenting with alien bacteria off of meteorites.

Stogi · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2011, 03:20:50 PM »

Case one:

It was a gay porn shop.

Case two:

PCP

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2011, 03:42:21 PM »

I think I'm gonna have to agree with the answer of PCP and then refer you to a movie called Bug.

It's all in their head.
no need to get under their skin about it

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2011, 06:20:31 PM »

Quote from: The Unagi on April 14, 2011, 03:20:50 PM

Case one:

It was a gay porn shop.

I guess he really was 'flaming'

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2011, 11:09:27 PM »

Case Three: Worms rain from a clear sky in Scotland!

http://news.scotsman.com/odd/Never-mind-cats-and-dogs.6744480.jp

My Theory: Since the dawn of time chunks of earth float hidden in the clouds, lifted by undiscovered lighter than air element.

MaryJane · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2011, 02:49:00 PM »

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/space/stories/fbi-opens-online-vault-revealing-ufo-roswell-files?hpt=Sbin

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2011, 06:06:00 PM »

It was true all this time. Fry is his own grandfather.

Shaymin · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »

He did do the nasty in the pasty.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #10 on:** May 22, 2011, 12:45:08 AM »

Case Four: Mysterious man found chained to black box found floating near nuclear power plant

http://www.wdbj7.com/news/wtvr-man-has-suspicious-device-near-surry-nuclear-plant-20110520,0,2295878.story

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"We don't know who he is, and we don't know how he got here," Bull said. "We don't know why he has a chain around his neck. We don't know why the chain is attached to a black box, and we don't know what's in the black box either.

My Theory: Secret Conspirators tied this man to so called "Dark Sand" payload and wiped his memory in an attempt to cover up Nuclear secrets being exposed.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2011, 01:27:27 AM »

...or he was going to drown himself in the river.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:59:05 PM »

Case Five: Russian police find 20 skeleletons in man's apartment

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Russian+police+find+skeletons+flat/5651044/story.html

My Theory: We're dealing with a ghoul. Only way to kill it is decapitation.

Ceric · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2011, 03:18:31 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on November 03, 2011, 02:59:05 PM

Case Five: Russian police find 20 skeleletons in man's apartment

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Russian+police+find+skeletons+flat/5651044/story.html

My Theory: We're dealing with a ghoul. Only way to kill it is decapitation.

Time to send in Hell Boy.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2011, 07:57:38 PM »

No, Harry Dresden.

nickmitch · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2011, 08:30:12 PM »

It's not like we all DON'T have a few skeletons in our closets.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2011, 03:34:54 PM »

Case Six: Mysterious odor sickens people

http://blog.thenewstribune.com/crime/2011/11/04/mysterious-odor-sickens-employees-at-downtown-kent-building/

My Theory: Urban Sasquatch hive under the building.

Ceric · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2011, 03:48:02 PM »

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on November 03, 2011, 07:57:38 PM

No, Harry Dresden.

pshhh... Hell boys better. Though if I can get a good price I'll read one of the books.

As for this last one Good money is on Sick Building Syndrome But since I'm somewhat of a romantic at heart I'm going to go with someone placed an artifact in the building that manifest the Odor of Managements Skill level.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:02:52 PM »

Case Seven: Curse of King Tut was actually Aleister Crowley?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/egypt/8878314/Curse-of-Tutankhamun-may-have-been-work-of-Satanist-killer.html

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Six mysterious London deaths famously attributed to the 'Curse of Tutankhamun' were actually murders by notorious Satanist Aleister Crowley, a historian claims in a new book.

My Take: This Satanist Cult still stalks the streets of London, where will they strike next?

nickmitch · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2011, 09:33:10 PM »

London, eh? This looks like a job for Knight and Squire!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 15, 2011, 01:26:16 PM »

Case Eight: Bizarre patterns in Chinese Desert

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2061424/Google-Maps-satellite-spots-bizarre-structures-Chinese-desert.html

My Theory: Get read for the Chinese invasion, and by Chinese I mean aliens.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 15, 2011, 01:44:35 PM »

I'm surprised a case was never opened for the discovery that the Easter Island heads actually have bodies. They were actually being buried up to their necks in the earth.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:56:25 PM »

The Cigarette Smoking Man suppressed the TRUTH

wiigamer · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2011, 08:59:45 AM »

Usually happens when you stay off masturbation for more than two weeks.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2011, 06:22:08 PM »

what?

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Author Topic: Unexplained phenomena (Read 15643 times)