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Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« on: February 01, 2006, 08:09:20 AM »
One of the girls in the "True" ads is wearing a camo daisy-duke and has it half way slid off, practically showing bush.

I have nothing against porn, but this site is rapidly becoming unsafe to surf while at work, or while around carriers of the X/X chromosome.

Could the ads be toned down a bit?

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2006, 08:20:39 AM »
Why haven't I seen this ad?

EDIT #1:  Okay, I just saw it for the first time.  I assume this is the ad you're referring to....
EDIT #2:  Here's another one.  Collect the whole set!
EDIT #3:  Found two more.  This is fun!
EDIT #4:  After a few days of nothing new popping up, I found a new one.  Woo-hoo!

Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2006, 09:02:40 AM »
That would be the one.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2006, 03:40:03 AM »
Looks like you won't find many women on that dating service...

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2006, 04:04:21 AM »
I love how they totally confuse the concept of "Love" and "OMG ME SO HORNY!"
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2006, 06:40:07 AM »
Hahaha, I was totally thinking the same thing...It's especially insulting in the ones that just show breasts and below the belt, yet no face...
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2006, 06:51:15 AM »
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I love how they totally confuse the concept of "Love" and "OMG ME SO HORNY!"


Although I completely, 100% agree, I won't use that as the basis of my argument because I'm truly worried about someone walking past me while I'm surfing PGC and thinking I'm looking at porn.

I have severe qualms with advertising attempting to use sex to sell products. If a product can't sell itself without preying upon the natural desire for companionship, then it's likely a garbage product.

And furthermore, anyone who expects to find women who look anything even remotely like those using an online dating service is a goddamn fool. I wouldn't be surprised if they added fake members with pictures like those who are, for some reason, always "unavailable", but they're not real.

I could snowball this into a discussion of the sort of standards society imposes upon women and how it disgusts me, but I'll change the world later.

For now, I just don't want to have to hide the window with PGC in it if someone walks past for fear of being labeled a pervert.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2006, 07:13:12 AM »
Pervert.

Seriously, I've got a co-worker at work who is pretty hot (don't tell my wife I said that) and she uses online dating services quite a bit.  She just can't find "Mr. Right".

Beside that (non-)point, I do agree.  At what point do the ads start to drive people *away* from the site?  4-7 ads on every single page, the godawful Intellitext ads, the pop up ads, the flashy-cause-a-seizure-ads and ads that look like porn? (Thanks for getting rid of those stupid LOUD NOISE ADS!)  You can argue that the end-user can always disable the ads using various means, but the majority of users don't know how to do that *or* want to do that.  And while I love the ramblings of Ian and stevey's crazy antics, if new users are quickly driven away from a site, the site will get stale.

I heard/read somewhere that it takes less than 5 seconds for the average person to "look" at a webpage and make up their mind if they like the design or not.  It probably took you about five seconds to read that last sentance.  *That* quick.  I spend more than five seconds at times closing all the pop-up windows that I get from visiting this site!

Take that as you will...
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2006, 07:38:39 AM »
Smash,

Firefox + AdBlock

Your workstation's best friend.

If you don't know how AdBlock works, its a very customizable app where you can decide which ads to block.

I use it to block irrelevant ads, like stupid dating services, that I will never click on yet I leave PGC ads that I think are interesting up, like the ones for their t-shirts, or for lik-sang, etc.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2006, 07:46:44 AM »
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Firefox + AdBlock

Your workstation's best friend.


Agree, that's what I use, and I don't get any of the PGC ads, which  includes those Intellitext ads that I hate more than anything.

It's very easy to set up, and the plug in will automatically notify you when there is a update. After using it, I really can't imagine how I lived without it.
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2006, 07:48:57 AM »
I can't speak for him, but many work stations (or those who own them) won't allow you to install software...
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2006, 08:26:48 AM »
I'll look into some sort of ad blocker. I have control over this station, fortunately.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2006, 09:39:10 AM »
I've got Opera and disabled plugins and GIF animation. Intellitext doesn't work with it most of the time either so it's pretty ad free.

If those five second thigs are true, IGN/Gamespy is f#cked because they use those stupid interceptor ads.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2006, 09:47:35 AM »
Ah, but not on the front page.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2006, 11:19:58 AM »
Using Internet Explorer, I just go to 'Tools - Internet Options - Security'. Click on 'Restricted Sites' and add the domain for the offending ad service. Yeah, its manual and you have to see the ad once, but its an option. And those 'Interceptor Ads', just refresh quickly to get past them. I do it quick enough where I don't even see what the heck they are trying to sell.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2006, 02:04:53 PM »
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Ah, but not on the front page.


Haha 1Up does.  Which I'll never understand.  Intercepter ads elsewhere I makes sense, but on the front page.  That's just wrong.
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2006, 02:36:03 PM »
heh, really?  Well, I don't go there, so bleh.
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2006, 03:35:38 PM »
I appreciate the feedback, but these ads are well short of crossing the line for me to complain to our ad partners.  Yes, they're sexy, but they contain no nudity or profanity, and they are clearly advertising an online dating service, not pornography of any kind.  There are much more provocative ads in most magazines, newspapers, and television commercials.  When you see Girls Gone Wild ads with stars over college girls' breasts on PGC, then we've gone too far.

Since these ads are not pornographic in nature and are not affiliated with a porn company, I have no grounds to take action on them.

No offense, but if you're surfing PGC at work, you should probably be more concerned that someone will pass by and notice that you're not working.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2006, 05:19:11 PM »
No offense, but I don't know what's more regrettable: the fact that you lack the spine to question your sponsor's content or the fact that you have a very strong foothold argument already at your disposal and yet you refuse to use it.

The ads didn't start out this lewd.

I've been around long enough to remember the original batch of ads: the girls were attractive, wearing swimsuits and looking aloof (as misleading internet dating services seem to think men will be enticed into following the link would imagine them), but they were not in the middle of removing any pieces of clothing, nor were they revealing skin which is normally covered by a bathing suit.

I don't think asking for a more conservative set of pictures (especially when we already know they exist) would be asking too much, but I digress.

It's your site, do with it as you will.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2006, 05:56:58 PM »
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...or the fact that you have a very strong foothold argument already at your disposal and yet you refuse to use it.


Hmmm... that if you don't like them then you could always paypal the site a check each month to cover expenses so they wouldn't have to even run adverts?

If the True ads offend you *that* much I would suggest you just block their URL of origin so you won't have to see them again. You said you have control over your station, so just download "Firefox", and then go to "Extensions" on that browser and find, and download, Adblock. Problem solved.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2006, 06:18:17 PM »
Depends on how much "expenses" are. If it's bandwidth, sure. If it's a salary or two, then no go.

And if I were him, I'd be more worried about THIS sort of sentiment:

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Beside that (non-)point, I do agree. At what point do the ads start to drive people *away* from the site? 4-7 ads on every single page, the godawful Intellitext ads, the pop up ads, the flashy-cause-a-seizure-ads and ads that look like porn? (Thanks for getting rid of those stupid LOUD NOISE ADS!) You can argue that the end-user can always disable the ads using various means, but the majority of users don't know how to do that *or* want to do that. And while I love the ramblings of Ian and stevey's crazy antics, if new users are quickly driven away from a site, the site will get stale.

I heard/read somewhere that it takes less than 5 seconds for the average person to "look" at a webpage and make up their mind if they like the design or not. It probably took you about five seconds to read that last sentance. *That* quick. I spend more than five seconds at times closing all the pop-up windows that I get from visiting this site!


Forget whatever I've said in this thread (you can chalk me up an an angry sociopath anyway so everything I say is skewed), I'd be more concerned about this sentiment. I understand advertising is how the site pays for itself, but Unclebob raises some excellent points.

My company sells bandwidth, with a colo facility in Mae East and everything. I'd be the IDEAL sponsor if the target demographic of PGC was different. As it stands, this just wouldn't be the audience to pitch bandwidth hosting or VoIP to.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2006, 07:25:39 PM »
No one at PGC earns a salary.  Ads (and t-shirt sales) pay for our expenses, and that's it.  Most of our expenses are for hosting.

We can't do colocation for various technical reasons.  Dedicated server is the only way to go, and it costs a lot of money.

Of course I'm very concerned about ads turning people away from the site.  How could I not be?  But there's little I can do to reduce the number of ads or change their content, except in extreme cases (which I don't believe this is).  The only thing I have real control over is the quality of our content.  If it's good enough, people will read the site regardless of the ads.  So that's what I concentrate on.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2006, 08:26:29 PM »
I apologize if I came across as harsh: the spine comment was unwarranted.

I wouldn't recommend co-lo unless you had a person there 24/7 who you know you could rely upon (which, thank god, we do). I've had co-lo monkeys who took a week just to get a damn server restarted.

I'm guessing you're hosted out of Texas (which is near Mae Central), judging by your registered technical contact. Who provides your bandwidth?

Although it may or may not ever come to fruition (depending on how good or bad Nintendo's online service is), you have enough of a fanbase to host regular weekly tournaments for their games, once the Rev comes out. Just use email addresses (not free ones, like yahoo, hotmail, etc. because they can be hacked easily) to send the game's password and/or friend code to the various participants. Charge a $5 entry fee via paypal for entry into the tournament. PGC takes 50% of the entry fees. Winners could either get a portion of the pot or an actual game could be on the line (like trivia is now, just with a cover charge).

$5 is a paltry sum for going head to head in a SSB tournament where prizes are involved (hell, I'd pay that just to play in the tourney at all!). The only requirement is being able to gather up enough players to make it an actual competition instead of just having 5 people show, and PCG could do that with ease.

Again, sorry about what I said. You guys do a great job and while I may not agree with such ads, there's no need to drop my spiel on you over it.

Also, I've donated $50. Hope that takes the sting off the next bandwidth bill.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2006, 12:45:23 AM »
More sexy ads.  
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2006, 02:08:16 AM »
You *pay* for bandwidth?  So when I download three backup copies of everything on PGC every day, that's bad, right?

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2006, 05:54:34 AM »
Depends. Some ISPs give flat rates for the bandwidth or bandwidth brackets but generally for high traffic sites that'll be more expensive.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2006, 10:01:18 AM »
No co-lo means they're paying for either a T1 connection or higher. T1 connections range from $300-1000 per month, depending what area and company you're talking about. You can buy a fractional T1 or choke your bandwidth (like IGN does) and hope you don't spend much bandwidth at all.

PGC loads pretty damn fast (at least on broadband. Dialupers, the problem is on your end), so it's rather obvious that the bandwidth isn't being choked. If they aren't colocated (which means to pay someone to host your site at another location, paying only the hosting fee and bandwidth fee), then they at least have a T1 connection.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2006, 08:25:51 AM »
Just wanted to point out that True ad #5 has been added to the second post of this thread.  I think I finally have the whole set.  (Anyone wanna trade for some Nintendogs cards?)
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2006, 08:44:06 AM »
Are you mocking me?
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2006, 09:29:53 AM »
You don't have them all. There's a new clutch of them out, it seems, most of them a smidge more tasteful, thankfully.

I remember a radio DJ was talking about how he checked out one of those dating sites and found that, although the ads showed scores of attractive women, the actual women looking for dates on the site looked absolutely nothing like them. Does that surprise anyone?

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2006, 09:34:44 AM »
Almost...

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2006, 09:56:04 AM »
Not sure I follow you, Bob.

I admit that's a drastically more tasteful ad than any of the others, but I highly doubt the woman in the picture is actually subscribed to the service, and if she is, she's a goddamn rarity.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2006, 10:13:45 AM »
SB, I believe he was referring to my remark that I finally collected the whole set.

However, his doesn't count, because it appears to be for a different online dating service.  I STILL WIN!
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« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2006, 10:21:36 AM »
Ah, but you're still not done.

You haven't even scratched the horizontal ads yet.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2006, 10:43:53 AM »
Horizontal ads?  Crap; I haven't seen any of those yet.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2006, 10:56:46 AM »
They seem tamer than the vertical ones.

They're actually square ads which appear at the top of the forum, but now I can't get them to appear, despite having spent the money I donated on bandwidth reloading all those times.

EDIT:


At least this one isn't dangerously close to showing bush. Plus, it looks like she just got pushed into the sand and is looking for some revenge or something.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2006, 11:11:05 AM »


I found one... Do I get a cookie?
*edit* - found another... two cookies!
*edit again* - they keep coming.
*EDIT AGAIN AGAIN* - crap, everytime I hit the "forums" link, there's a new one...
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2006, 11:14:57 AM »
Now isn't this better than Cavalier King Charles Spaniel?
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« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2006, 11:32:02 AM »
'eh, so I didn't put much effort into it... but...

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2006, 12:12:07 PM »
The lower left one is so close to showing labia it's ridiculous...

Like the Reggie gag, though.

Some dating site should make a big deal about catering to gamers, male and female alike. Rather than trying to lure people in with pictures of paid, airbrushed models, they'd be better off convincing potential customers that they already share a common interest with the men/women on the site.

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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2006, 02:30:19 PM »
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The lower left one is so close to showing labia it's ridiculous...

I think you're inventing "almost seen" things.

Seriously, these ads aren't so extreme that they're making PGC unsafe for work. You're just worried that your boss will come around the corner and find you drooling. You just need more mental dicipline. Or maybe more porn. Or less porn. You're not getting exactly the right amount of porn that you need.
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« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2006, 02:32:50 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2006, 04:38:38 PM »
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I think you're inventing "almost seen" things.


No, I'm quite confident that there would only be another centimeter or so on either side of that bathing suit before that ad went from "T" to "M" (I'll expand that section of the ad if you don't believe me).

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Seriously, these ads aren't so extreme that they're making PGC unsafe for work. You're just worried that your boss will come around the corner and find you drooling. You just need more mental dicipline. Or maybe more porn. Or less porn. You're not getting exactly the right amount of porn that you need.


My "boss" is just about the biggest male chauvinist you could imagine. He'd stop to admire the ad and insist I don't change the page until he had had ample time to look at it.

I own 25% of the company, so I'm not exactly worried about being fired (too many systems rely upon me to function).

I just make it a point to avoid having women who just barely have their pubic areas covered on my screen while others can be walking past me.

Fortunately, these ads don't show up all that often, it seems.

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« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2006, 06:39:05 PM »
Ahahahaha! Oh no! I musn't go anywhere near the beach, near bush everywhere
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« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2006, 07:43:22 PM »
I don't think people will complain, they know what ads are and that ads are usually stupid or tasteless.

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If you cannot grasp the differences between having the ads come up on your screen while at work and staring at women in bathing suits in REAL LIFE, then I'd wager you either don't work or don't spend much time staring at women in real life, or both.

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« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2006, 09:01:33 AM »
Some dating site should make a big deal about catering to gamers, male and female alike. Rather than trying to lure people in with pictures of paid, airbrushed models, they'd be better off convincing potential customers that they already share a common interest with the men/women on the site.

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« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2006, 09:13:16 AM »
Could be, but encouraging the dating of people who have common interests is just common sense.

The same could work for people who love to ski or like the same types of music, etc.

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There is no nudity. At worst these are women in bathing suits. I think you're over-exaggerating the whole thing.  
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« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2006, 06:29:09 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: February 08, 2006, 06:41:12 PM »
Just because I'm nosy - and it's none of my business and I'd understand if you don't want to answer...

But how much does the average monthly bandwidth bill for this site run?  Like, ball park figure...
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Originally posted by: DasmosThere is no nudity. At worst these are women in bathing suits. I think you're over-exaggerating the whole thing.


I think you're over-estimating the validity of your opinion on this matter.

It's nothing personal, but unless you're one of the people who walks past me, it's not an issue. It'd be nice if I didn't have to worry about you caring personally, but again, not you I'm worried about.

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« Reply #52 on: February 10, 2006, 02:34:39 PM »


This was in my e-mail today... fun!
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« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2006, 02:28:01 AM »
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The lower left one is so close to showing labia it's ridiculous...


Are you looking at a different picture? Cause it's just some broad in bathers. Nothing to get offended by. Besides, anyone who thinks these adverts are pornography is probably gullable enough to believe you when you say it isn't.

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« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2006, 11:08:53 AM »
I didn't say it was offensive. I just pointed out that such a bathing suit was close to showing genitalia.

On that note, someone apparently opened the winged monkey cage.

And here I thought the witch had a sense of humor...
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« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2006, 11:54:48 AM »
Witch?  Monkey cage?

WTH kind of metaphor is that?
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« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2006, 12:14:21 PM »
I had noticed that more than one person was replying to my posts with pictures of women in bathing suits and it happened within the same few days (to which I would always reply with a vastly more disturbing picture), leading me to believe that they were concerted efforts and someone who I apparently offended was suggesting they do it.

They stopped, though, so maybe I'm just paranoid (I had a plentiful cache of horror yet to unload, too...).
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« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2006, 11:18:23 AM »
So if you've got more disturbing pictures, and you work with a bit of a perv, what's the big deal?

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Ahahahaha, I always knew Ted Danson was awesome.
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« Reply #61 on: July 01, 2006, 09:15:35 AM »
The best part is that some of the bodies on the new ones are obviously computer generated with a real person's face glued on.  See if you can find the ones I'm talking about.
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« Reply #62 on: July 01, 2006, 09:48:14 AM »
I saw a lesbian True add for some reason the other day. They weren't nearly as hot as the regular chicks. Funny how they lowered their standards for that ad. Why not CG the lesbians to be like the regular models? Heh.

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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2006, 12:28:35 PM »
Why don't we ever get any game ads really.  I mean hot girls are nice and all but it be nice for a change every once in a while.  (Like I don't know a game ad on a gaming forum.)
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« Reply #64 on: July 09, 2006, 08:17:36 PM »
That horizontal one has no breasts O_o

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« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2006, 05:16:34 AM »
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RE: Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2006, 07:18:38 AM »
New True Banner Ad reporting for duty, sir!







EDIT:  Found a few more.  

EDIT #2:  Christ, almighty.  They just keep coming.  This is why I don't use IE.  
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« Reply #67 on: October 15, 2006, 08:58:08 AM »
Jesus, that mask one is scary... I guess they were targeting that "Phantom of the Opera" demographic...
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« Reply #68 on: October 17, 2006, 11:10:17 AM »
I had a friend rig my computer to block these ads so I never see them anymore.

Holy SH*T, Bloodworth, you're right: I didn't even realize that that's what was going on, but in hindsight, it makes perfect sense.
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« Reply #69 on: October 17, 2006, 11:55:06 PM »
my school just implemented a "Big Brother" like security thing from Cisco.  I have to be very cautious about logging in with my name and ensuring the system logs me out (don't want some perv using my login, and framing me).

apparently some new kid started downloading porn, on top of that i heard he was actually watching it like it was nothing during a class......and even worse it was not a one time thing.  What kind of twisted S.O.B. risks getting expelled ($$$$) for a boner?

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« Reply #71 on: February 24, 2007, 03:27:19 AM »
While temporarily using IE in order to locate a certain Bald Britney ad I found some more True ads!



Someone needs to start telling me when new ones pop up.  I can only imagine the greatness that I have missed by not visiting NWR with IE on a regular basis.
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« Reply #72 on: February 24, 2007, 05:44:43 AM »
I don't know why, but these ads annoy me. I thought the point of these ads is to get you excited...They are not effective.

But I ask, doesn't NWR have control of what they can and can't show? I mean, that you need the money to keep the site running but don't you have control over certain things?

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« Reply #73 on: February 27, 2007, 05:30:26 PM »
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #76 on: February 27, 2007, 07:37:24 PM »
I like how two of the football ones are the same picture and they swapped out the background.
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RE:Some of the "True" ads verge on porn...
« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2007, 02:48:07 PM »
The reason why I haven't been here much is because I'm usually here while at work, and since we moved offices, my monitor is now facing OUTWARD where EVERYBODY can see what I'm wasting my time on.

Everybody does it, but I'd prefer there to be less of the sexy ads while I'm surfing at work.

I don't know why I currently get sexy ads at work, and unsexy ads at home.  If ads are necessary, I would much rather be bombarded with stuff about some crappy screensavers or some diploma thingy than busty chicks.

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« Reply #78 on: March 05, 2007, 03:31:13 PM »
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The reason why I haven't been here much is because I'm usually here while at work, and since we moved offices, my monitor is now facing OUTWARD where EVERYBODY can see what I'm wasting my time on.

Everybody does it, but I'd prefer there to be less of the sexy ads while I'm surfing at work.

I don't know why I currently get sexy ads at work, and unsexy ads at home.  If ads are necessary, I would much rather be bombarded with stuff about some crappy screensavers or some diploma thingy than busty chicks.


In a way thats wrong.  You might want to try portable firefox with the adblock Plus.  Or Ad muncher for IE.  Whatever you can manage at work.

Though I do wish more game related ads would show up.  You know this a game site.  I mean there has to be some game company that wants to advertise here, like Gamefly be a good idea.  
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« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2007, 06:36:04 AM »
Yeah, you'd think that since this is a game site, ads for games make the most sense.

The saddest part of the True ads is that they prey upon the stupidity of their potential customers. They'd have better luck if they had pictures of women who looked like they might actually be real rather than pictures which are clearly done in a professional photo studio or are CGI.

Typical digital camera photos would be a lot more convincing. Better yet, pictures of women playing video games. I'm sure they'd get a lot more hits if they claimed to have women like that on the sites.
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« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2007, 10:51:54 AM »
I'm suddenly reminded of that picture of the naked chick with her various parts covered up by a conviently placed SNES w/controllers.
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« Reply #81 on: March 27, 2007, 05:11:29 AM »
I haven't gotten a true ad all day.

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« Reply #83 on: April 11, 2007, 06:31:53 AM »
Apparently, True truly sucks.  
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« Reply #84 on: May 16, 2007, 09:21:35 AM »

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« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2007, 07:51:56 AM »
I think it's evident by that ad that "True" favors decapitation of women or at least doesn't view it as an obstacle to being "with" them.
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« Reply #86 on: June 11, 2007, 11:53:37 AM »
As long as the cleavage is still there...
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« Reply #87 on: June 11, 2007, 12:10:47 PM »
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« Reply #88 on: June 11, 2007, 11:20:00 PM »
That chick's half a face looks like Odo.
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