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« Reply #1675 on: October 29, 2010, 04:41:57 AM »
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« Reply #1676 on: October 31, 2010, 11:58:56 PM »
Saw "Life as we know it" today. Total meh comedy, had some laughs, some. That's it, it sucks.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1677 on: November 01, 2010, 09:55:39 AM »
Amelia

Very, very, MEH! It seemed like they filmed a three hour movie and cut it down to an hour and 45 minutes. There was no back story on Amelia, her marriage and affair were mostly glossed over (though the marriage becomes more significant toward the end) and even a lot of her flights were glossed over, and I still felt they focused too much on her flights and not her person, perhaps she was jus that boring? The final flight and ending were the only things that prevented me from hating this movie, and my goodness is Hilary Swank fugly or is she ridiculously fugly? In the movie they make a point to say a couple time that Amelia herself wasn't so pretty, and they show some pictures of her at the end that double down on that point, but ****! I understand not using Scarlett Johansen but they couldv'e usef someone who looked less like a man. Hilary Swank's best roles have been where she played a man, or a woman who did manly things, and I suppose that's why she was cast (flying, like most other things, was not for women back then) but I had a hard time getting past the fact that she looked a boy the whole movie. Anyway, it was an overall MEH with some redeeming scenes in the beginning, and a solid ending. The acting was fairly good, except some miscues by Hilary Swank, or the director's editing (she purposely stalls her plane, then looks nervous about it?) good for a history lesson, not so much a movie, would have been a lot better with more focus on the title character in the beginning.
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« Reply #1678 on: November 01, 2010, 10:30:52 AM »
Now compare that to the chance to fly on autopilot in a heated jet, one that probably has television, bathrooms, and leather seats...

Unless Family Guy has it right. Why would you use the bathroom on a plane that is invisible but you are still visible?

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1679 on: November 01, 2010, 08:22:28 PM »
paranormal activity 2; crap.

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« Reply #1680 on: November 01, 2010, 08:45:53 PM »
Alien 9/10  yeah, totally awesome.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1681 on: November 02, 2010, 09:46:17 PM »
My Sister's Keeper: 8.5/10.

Very good movie about a family who has one daughter sick with cancer, another who is the only match for her, and the decisions they make as a family. Unfortunately, this movie had two things wrong.

1. I don't understand this new trend in movies where they break up the timeline and don't tell you where the pieces fit in. It worked for Saw, not so much in this movie. There was one scene where the mom shaved her head to make the daughter feel better, but in no other scene is she bald or wearing hair any different than what she has in the rest of movie, except the very end.

2. Beside the wonky timeline, there were other scenes that just didn't seem to make sense with the rest of the movie. Either characters did things that seemed out of character, or did things without any explanation, that made them out of character.

Anyway, this was a very good movie despite those problems. Very human, very good acting, very emotional and not just because the one daughter is dying, but because all the characters are relatable.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1682 on: November 04, 2010, 02:18:04 PM »
Batman: Under the Red Hood.

I liked it. Even though I kinda figured out the "twist/reveal" at the beginning of the movie, I didn't have most of details. Anyway, there was plenty of action and things for the most part made sense except I didn't get why he would visit Rahs Al Ghul, but you kinda have to let a few things go like Batman getting hit hard enough to fly 100ft away and dent the side of a shipping container or The Red Hod being able to back flip up to a third story fire escape from the ground. among many other things. It's an entertaining watch though so I would give it a 6.5/10
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1683 on: November 04, 2010, 10:29:22 PM »
Saw Black Dynamite and it gets a 10/10. 1) it was awesome 2) describing its awesomeness has become redundant 3) pornstar cameo and 4) "I threw that before I came in the room!"

Also saw Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths. Had to get over the voices. They kind of pussified Batman and he was only REALLY Batman for maybe like 2 scenes. There were some hilarious moments in the fight scenes, but the story was overall not that great. Still very watchable. 7/10
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1684 on: November 05, 2010, 06:11:56 PM »
Superman/Batman: Apokolypse: Meh/10

Didn't like the art style. They were clearly trying to bogart the book, which I also don't like. The movie felt very uneven. Supergirl lands on Earth and is almost immediately captured by Darkseid (I HATE APOKOLYPSE STORYLINES) and the three heroes go after her and **** goes down. The only thing I liked was the big fight at the very end of the movie, because it was pretty epic. Batman and Wonder Woman seemed completely unnecessary the whole time. Why did Batman put on the guard's armor? I haven't liked the last few DCAU movies (Red Hood, this one, Crisis on Two Earths), but I did enjoy Public Enemies.

I've said before, and I'll say it again: I wish they'd just make another season of JLU already.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1685 on: November 05, 2010, 07:24:52 PM »
The Karate Kid (2010)

I have to admit that this movie was better than I expected but not quite as good as it was hyped up to be. Jaden Smith was actually kinda funny(the faces lol) and not too bad as an actor. I don't remember the original movie all that much, but I can assume they have alot of similarities.
One thing that I didn't like though was that his character seemed to perfect Kung Fu awfully quick considering most of his on screen training was putting his jacket on and taking it off again. another thing thing that was a surprise was near the end. He gets his leg fucked up and has 2 minutes to start the next fight or forfeit to the other team. in those 2 minutes, Jackie Chan pulled some glass bottles, cotton balls, alcohol, a lighter and some chopsticks out of his ass, used his ancient Chinese pain relieving technique and got lil Jaden back in the ring ready to fight. then they replaced the Crane kick from the original (a move that was practiced at some point in the original film) with some Level 12 black belt one legged backflip skull crusher to win the match that seemed impossible for someone of his skill level to pull off, especially on the first attempt ever(it was a very very impressive move BTW). what made the ending even worse was Jaden Smith rapping with Justin Beiber during the end credits.

It's a good watch, but the improbability of him beating all these multi-year students after only training for a few months(?) and the fact that the rival Dojo master would intentionally sabotage his student's chance to legitimately win while still accomplishing the same goal (of not just beating Jaden, but breaking him) is rather stupid, especially when it didn't even work. He could have had hos own 2 students in the finals and guaranteed himself and his dojo a win which I'm sure was much more important to him than crippling some little black kid from Detroit(and he probably could have done both).

Damn, I didn't think I had that much to vent about this movie. :D
But this movie suffers from the same thing so many other movies do; we've told the story, but now how do we wrap this up properly in the next 20 minutes while still making as much sense as possible and leaving it open for a possible sequel?

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1686 on: November 05, 2010, 08:30:19 PM »
Catch Me If You Can

10/10

I don't know what took me so long to see this, but I finally did and damn, this movie was a perfect fit for me. A great story with quite a few moments that hand me dying laughing ("Hey Shawn, want to hear a joke?" "KNOCK! KNOCK!"), and parts that had me wishing I had the balls to pull something like that off (basically everything LDC did). Best of all, the pacing and direction of the movie never dies; it's always going somewhere. Simply a great movie all around. I recommend it to everyone.
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« Reply #1687 on: November 07, 2010, 01:36:37 AM »
yeah, bascially. If you were a LDC hater, and you saw this you should instantly be converted to an LDC fan.
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« Reply #1688 on: November 07, 2010, 02:50:09 AM »
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Wow, definitely not the childhood movie I remembered it as. A hard boiled detective story set in a world where Toons are as real as you or I, an America, starting it's golden age.

Behind the laughs is some serious social commentary on greed, "Progress", personal demons and exploitation. A reminder of the time when L.A. had the worlds best public transport system before it was demolish in order to sell cars. Whole communities and workforces scraped for highways. Toons working for peanuts. Lessons still relevant today.

Supported by some the best pre-computer, hand drawn effects and stunt work, you could believe Toons lived. Perfect voice work and brilliant actors. An amazing crossover in franchises between rivals never to be repeated.

A singularly unique movie. Space Jam can't touch this.

9.5/10
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1689 on: November 07, 2010, 08:48:26 AM »
Synecdoche New York Nihilistic self indulgent crap. One star.

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« Reply #1690 on: November 07, 2010, 11:22:29 AM »
Synecdoche New York Nihilistic self indulgent crap. One star.

True, but I thought the blending of reality and fiction was unique and interesting. And the 'nihilistic self indulgence' was the pretty much the point of the movie.
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« Reply #1691 on: November 07, 2010, 11:51:37 AM »
Inception



This movie was so overly hyped, from what I saw, for no good reason. The plot was extremely convoluted and unnecessary. Even worse, the "novice" of the group went from knowing nothing to knowing more than the person stuck in a false reality for a lifetime. Da **** was with that? I hated how nosy she was. Everytime she spoke I wanted to slap her like I was trying to wake her up. And this was LDC's worst acting job since...ever? Completely unbelievable even during his crem de la crem trademark emotional scenes. This film had so much promise. The beginning was so unique, so interesting. And then the setup to the rest of the movie was so enticing, so mysterious. Then to my surprise, the plot went up its own asshole with unneeded complexity just to be "cool". So much so, in fact, that the last 20 or so minutes made no fucking sense at all. None. Seriously, none of it it made sense. To make matters worse. NONE OF IT WAS EXPLAINED. So you had to fill in incomprehensible blanks with what everyone seemed to use....bullshit. Everyone I've asked in a Socratic way became stumped when trying to explain the fucking end of the movie. It's because there is no logic in the end...it just happens and your suppose to lap it up like a fucking dog. To make matters worse, none of it needed to happen. It all boiled down to manipulation and people are manipulated without the use of dreams every single day. And if he wanted to see his kids again so badly, why didn't he have them stay with his Father? Whom he can contact for some reason.

So much bullshit. I've never been so disappointed with a movie. I will say this though..I'm glad I watched it. It makes South Park's spoof that much funnier.

Oh and the soundtrack was great.
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« Reply #1692 on: November 07, 2010, 08:19:48 PM »
After some extensive time with the new Goldeneye, I thought it was finally time to see the two Daniel Craig Bond films I had passed up on.  I just completed Casino Royale, and I'm sorry but if you looked up the words "blah" and "meh" in the dictionary, you'd find a link to Craig's Casino Royale.  I haven't been this thoroughly bored by a Bond film since I tried to watch some of the older ones pre-Brosnan.  Maybe it's because Brosnan was my Bond (though I thought Brosnan's films peaked with Goldeneye and steadily got worse), but Daniel Craig just isn't "Bond" to me.  He's needlessly violent, not particularly interesting to watch, and doesn't come off as particularly clever or skillful.  I know that's what this film was going for with the whole "blunt instrument" thing, but I just found him and this movie hard to watch.  It's like a movie made in the 60s -70s before filmmakers discovered pacing: slow and deliberate to the point of irritation, fond of dwelling on things that aren't altogether important like "picturesque scenery", and a plot that can be hard to follow simply because the movie doesn't make me care.  I did like the scenes between Vesper and Bond, but those were really this movie's only saving grace (well, that and the lack of the traditionally horrible Bond puns).

The ending to Casino Royale makes me somewhat hopeful that Quantum of Solace is at least moderately interesting and that Bond is reasonably more like his traditional incarnation, but I never want to watch this film again.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1693 on: November 07, 2010, 08:58:57 PM »
If you didn't like Casino Royale, then things aren't looking so hot for Quantum of Solace.
Actually, QoS might as well not even apply.

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« Reply #1694 on: November 07, 2010, 10:23:58 PM »
I couldn't disagree with you harder BroodWars. CR was a welcomed reboot of a joke of a franchise Bond had become with Die Another Day. During DAD, Bond jumped the shark making Roger Moore's Moonraker look sane. Later the director gets arrested in LA dressed as a transexual prostitute only adds powdered rat poison on a **** cake.

CR was a return to real stunts, a more normal pacing that isn't snorting Jason Bourne brand government issued speed and camera work that wasn't done by someone with end stage Parkinson's. Martin Campbell's signature brutal fist fights make a return. Return of the strong classy Bond girl as Goldeneye had with Natalya.

If you didn't like CR, you will hate QoS. QoS is a meandering pointless waste of a movie, let alone a Bond one. The plot just sits there floating in whatever toilet happens to be flushing. The car chases and fights are poorly thought out and equally poorly edited with absolutely no thought as to time, place or people. The airplane sequence is some of the most mindless things I have seen since Stealth. Miscast villains and Bond girls. Needless homages.

QoS wasted everything good to come out of CR.

Goldeneye is still a classic and brought Bond into the 90's and beyond. Send Spike.
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« Reply #1695 on: November 07, 2010, 11:21:25 PM »
CR was amazing. That first on foot chase scene is one of my favorite chase scenes to this date.

QoS sucks but it was needed in terms of the story line (though they still managed to make it almost incomprehensible even though its about revenge).

The next one, which I've gladly noticed they are taking their sweet time with, promises to be much better with a new story arc.

Paranormal Activity 2

Lack of creativity / 10

Don't bother seeing this movie if you've seen the first. And, don't bother seeing this movie if you haven't seen the first. The first is all you need. Honestly, they rehashed everything that made the first refreshing leaving out some **** that I would have actually liked to see return miraculous fire. There was nothing new brought to the table. The first inoculated me for every scare.  That's why I yawned when I saw a door open or someone get dragged.
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« Reply #1696 on: November 07, 2010, 11:32:09 PM »
The unfortunate thing about Pierce Brosnan is that he was the perfect Bond IMO, but he was cast in some really crappy movies after GoldenEye (with Die Another Day being the worst).  I was always disappointed that the writers never followed up on the concept introduced in GoldenEye that Bond was becoming world-weary after all the missions/deaths/whatnot and was looking for meaning in life.  I'm curious how Brosnan's Bond film career would have shaped out if MGM hadn't seemingly been taken over by Joel Shoemaker.

Incidentally, it's almost criminal that GoldenEye (one of the best and most popular Bond movies) isn't on Blu-Ray yet, and may not be with MGM in the midst of bankruptcy at the moment.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #1697 on: November 08, 2010, 12:04:30 AM »
Actually MGM has worked it's issues out and the next Bond film is in preparation along with The Hobbit.
I think it was taken over by the guys over at Lions Gate and things are supposedly moving along smoothly at this point.

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« Reply #1698 on: November 08, 2010, 12:13:16 AM »
LOL, Lions Gate. I could imagine them turning Bond 23 into Crank 3.

Have they even got a director yet? If it's Martin Campbell, we have hope.
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« Reply #1699 on: November 08, 2010, 12:37:36 AM »
i'm sorry, I got it confused, the Lions Gate deal was laughed at and then quickly thrown in the trash.

They are getting taken over by Spyglass Ent.
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The bankruptcy court’s review of the “prepackaged” MGM-Spyglass reorganization plan is expected to take 30-60 days. Assuming Barber and Birnbaum win court approval for their operating mandate, the studio’s first two priorities will be to firm up a 50% interest in the upcoming production of a two-part movie based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s book The Hobbit and to restart development of the next James Bond film.