Topic: Limerick thread

[RABicle]

In a country once called Abyssinia
The whole population has tinia
With really sore feet
And not much to eat
The poor cunts get skinnier and skinnier.

[ThePerm]

there once was a man from MacGrass
his balls were made of fine brass
when in stormy weather
his balls clanged together
and sparks flew out of his ass!

[ThePerm]

There once was a thread in the forums
with limericks talking about storms
and nobody posted
and it became toasted
these forums are more like bore-ems.

[ThePerm]

The once was a community on the net
And let me make you this bet
the traffic is slow
on this site bout Nintendo
I would rather be taking a Sh*t

[ThePerm]

The once was a poster named Rabicle
he posted a thread that was magical
and theperm made some rhymes
about the boringest times,
but he'd rather have a broken clavicle

[ThePerm]

there once was a poster named theperm
who had a magical wurm
sometimes he woud shake it
when he was naked
and out came magical sperm

WHALES

[vudu]

There once was a company called Nintendo
Its games lacked sexual innuendo
Mario put up a fight
But try as he might
The princess made him keep it in his Speedo

[ThePerm]

heres one i made up last night, it sounds like a limerick classic. beware, raunchy as limericks get


There once was a man named Boris
who was master of pleasing clitoris
When he would lick it
the girl would yell "thats the ticket!"
and sing a beautiful chorus


oh and a limerick i didn't write on the limericks often dirty nature

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

wow, i jut checked out wikipedia and it turns out people with my surname are famous for their limericks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixon_Lanier_Merritt

[Dasmos]

there once was a poster named themperm
he sucked hard.
the end.

[EasyCure]

There once was a thread made of PHAIL
but the haiku thread already set sail
thePerm tried and he tried
but his thread had died
he's left sucking sperm of a WHALE

[ThePerm]

there once was was a thread for haiku
but came another one that was new
where did the old one go
the search engine had nothing to show
for me to bump the old one through