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Offline RABicle

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Haiku thread
« on: July 01, 2008, 04:37:55 AM »
My tummy was unwell
So I did a massive ****
And now I feel fine
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 01:41:07 PM »
I can't say for sure
But didn't we have a thread
like this once before?
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 01:59:44 PM »
This was done before
RABicle can't count to five
"Tummy" counts as two
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 05:59:09 PM »
I fucking knew it
RABicle is so stupid
we should ban him now
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 06:41:24 PM »
Nuts berries fruits
What do they have in common?
Everything jackass
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 07:38:27 PM »
Funhouse poetry
Is a long, lost art to some.
Unclebob posts bumps.
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 07:47:19 PM »
i don't get that joke
is it homosexual?
you should be banned too
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2008, 08:06:26 PM »
Ban me if you wish!
No, wait! Seriously don't.
Come on, I mean it.
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2008, 09:46:05 PM »
haha its too late
the ban hammer will strike soon
nickmitch won't be missed
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2008, 10:21:36 PM »
Oh well, c'est la vie.
But if you ever miss me,
Try masturbating.
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2008, 10:25:38 PM »
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
*GRUNT* Got a towel?
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2008, 11:06:13 PM »
They're in the laundry.
But I'm out of detergent.
Godamm terrorists.
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 11:01:34 AM »
what do terrorrist
have to do with anything?
i could use a smoke
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 04:19:09 PM »
Smoking can kill you.
Maybe you should try quitting.
Hell, I do it, too.
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2008, 10:19:06 AM »
I don't really smoke
i was adding to my joke
sex over fapping
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2008, 11:46:42 PM »
Well, then, that's ok.
But, sadly this haiku thread
Is just me and you. :(
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2008, 08:34:37 PM »
you guys really suck
post a limerick now please
or I will cry
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2008, 12:43:14 PM »
Oh, did you miss me?
we must keep this thread alive
screw the perms thread, ha!
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EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2008, 04:06:50 PM »
To be continued?
Why yes, this thread should be.
Please insert coin now.
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2008, 04:37:02 PM »
i'm sorry nickmitch
i should have posted here more
keep haiku alive
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2008, 07:04:05 PM »
Long live, the haiku!
The thread for true poetry.
Live long, haiku thread!
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2008, 07:50:08 PM »
why must we go on?
is it the love of haiku?
no, limerick spite
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2008, 09:27:35 PM »
The love of haiku?
Perhaps the love of two men?
No wait, it's haiku.
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2008, 10:30:49 PM »
keep that to yourself!
or at least don't talk so loud...
(it is our secret!);-)

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we can make it if we try"
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See what i did there?
linked this to Song Title thread
i just pwned this bitch
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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2008, 10:49:22 PM »
Holy effing shitz
I see what you did there.
Excellent work, sir.
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