Author Topic: I hate my housemate (Read 7590 times)

RABicle · « **on:** March 17, 2008, 09:05:57 AM »

So this afternoon my housemate got a call on the home phone, I thought it was a little odd. When he gets off he asks if I can back out my car so he can take Sam's car to UWA to get his mobile phone, which he stupidly left there on Saturday night.
"Yeah sure," I said.
After 5 minutes or so, he couldn't find Sam's keys so he asked to borrow my car.
"Yeah allright." I said.
"It doesn't have any fuel in it," I said.
"Here's $10," I said.
"Put some fuel in it," I said.
"It has enough to UWA," I said.
"But you wont make it back," I said.

So anyway at 8:20 he finnally arrives home.
I jocularly ask if my car is still in one piece.
"Yeah it's still in one piece but uh, it's about 20 metres north of the Canning Bridge"
"What on the fucking freeway?"
"Nah it's in the emergency stopping lane"
~~*facepalm*~~*hold head in hands*

I swear to God, he is fucking retarded.

Dasmos · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:11:17 AM »

This is when murder is justified.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:50:16 PM »

GREAT JUSTICE IS DUE

Shift Key · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2008, 06:18:26 PM »

Get better housemates. Seriously.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:05:26 PM »

In America, we call them ROOMmates

Dasmos · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:22:20 PM »

What if you are sharing a house not a room?

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:00:29 PM »

Quote from: Dasmos on March 17, 2008, 09:22:20 PM

What if you are sharing a house not a room?

then your gay

are you gay, RAB?

Svevan · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:23:31 PM »

Quote from: Dasmos on March 17, 2008, 09:22:20 PM

What if you are sharing a house not a room?

They're still called roommates.

RABicle · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2008, 12:42:24 AM »

We share many things, but none of them are rooms.

Dasmos · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2008, 01:33:24 AM »

Quote from: Svevan on March 17, 2008, 10:23:31 PM

Quote from: Dasmos on March 17, 2008, 09:22:20 PM
What if you are sharing a house not a room?

They're still called roommates.

Truly bizarre.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2008, 01:47:06 AM »

Quote from: Dasmos on March 18, 2008, 01:33:24 AM

Quote from: Svevan on March 17, 2008, 10:23:31 PM
Quote from: Dasmos on March 17, 2008, 09:22:20 PM
What if you are sharing a house not a room?

They're still called roommates.

Truly bizarre.

Racquet?

RABicle · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:48:08 AM »

Yeah and you guys call cheques something else too.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2008, 02:31:48 PM »

Quote from: RABicle on March 18, 2008, 10:48:08 AM

Yeah and you guys call cheques something else too.

check

Maverick · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2008, 03:26:33 PM »

We use checks to pay to see films at the theater.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2008, 04:43:59 PM »

Quote from: Maverick on March 18, 2008, 03:26:33 PM

We use checks to pay to see films at the theater.

Pretty luck too, it used to never be in color.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2008, 04:45:49 PM »

Sundoulos · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:07:38 PM »

This is why I had a rule, especially in college, to never, ever, under any circumstances, allow a friend or a roommate to drive my car. I would give them a ride any time of the day, but I would always be the one driving.

Svevan · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:44:44 PM »

Such a good policy

Maverick · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2008, 01:29:20 AM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on March 18, 2008, 04:45:49 PM

GRAY

Actually I prefer "grey". A lot. Must be my English blood.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2008, 10:11:59 AM »

I don't have a car so I don't any unfortunate events to tell. However, something similar happened to SB.

Back in summer 2006 our group of friends went to Canada. They need a second to transport the second group of passengers. Since SB couldn't go due to his family company not having any employees for a couple of days he agreed to lent them his car.

On Monday morning when he was about to get into his car he was pissed to see that his car was turned into a trash heap! There were TONS of McDonalds bags everywhere, empty bags of potato chips, soda cans, the works. He was so mad that he actually started making calls regarding the issue.

I learned that in the event that I need to lend a car to someone I will force them to both fill it up AND clean it up after using it.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2008, 01:30:09 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on March 18, 2008, 04:45:49 PM

GRAY

?

oh, grey, the colour :p

RABicle · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2008, 11:37:35 PM »

And when will Americant stop misspelling gaol?

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:15:07 AM »

Quote from: RABicle on March 19, 2008, 11:37:35 PM

And when will Americant stop misspelling gaol?

I had to look that **** up. That is messed up. I want to hear someone pronounced that. We pronounce that jay-ll and spell it "jail"

MESSED UP

RABicle · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2008, 05:17:56 AM »

people usually have to look it up. But I make a point of always spelling it gaol becuse it's more un american that way. I was so angry that my Australian edition (and for teh matter, the standard, british) Monopoly had "jail" written on it.

Stogi · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:51:39 AM »

Anti-Americanism?

Tearoarrist?

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Author Topic: I hate my housemate (Read 7590 times)