Topic: overheard on the bus..

[King of Twitch]

Check it, I ain't joking: I overheard someone say to his friend "in the old games, Donkey Kong was the bad guy, and Mario was the main character." Soo funny and wow did I feel like an old man because the other guy was just in shock when he heard it. Anyways, what's the craziest conversation you've overheard someone have at a restaurant, on the bus, on their phone, etc?

[ShyGuy]

A just released convict from a prison talking to the Greyhound bus driver how Heroin and Crack aren't addictive, it's all a ploy by the government.

[Wah]

I heard people talking about Undertale! Nudge Nudge shyguy

[Phil]

I don't know. Can you really seem like an old man if you're busting out a "Check it"? 

[King of Twitch]

Cash me outside busting out the How do you do, fellow kids? how bow dah?

[Khushrenada]

I always like to say "Hello, people my age!" Them teens are so stupid that they don't think to check if they really are my age and, just like that, I've infiltrated the group. Of course, the problem is that now I'm going to three high schools to keep up the ruse and Jenny from Eastbrook High is hoping I take her to the Eastbrook High prom while Beverly from Central High wants me to take her to the Central High prom and I think Danny from Meadowview High is going to ask me to the Meadowview High prom with him and I don't know how I can make it to all 3 proms on the same night. It's hard enough being on the Eastbrook Volleyball team, Central High Basketball team and Meadowview High cheerleading team and making all those schedules work. Plus, on top of that, my boss is getting suspicious about all the sick days I've been calling in and why I'm so hard to find at the office on other days. It's stressful being a teenager these days.

[Phil]

Cash me outside busting out the How do you do, fellow kids? how bow dah?

We need to make "how bow dah" a thing on this forum.

[Stratos]

I always like to say "Hello, people my age!" Them teens are so stupid that they don't think to check if they really are my age and, just like that, I've infiltrated the group. Of course, the problem is that now I'm going to three high schools to keep up the ruse and Jenny from Eastbrook High is hoping I take her to the Eastbrook High prom while Beverly from Central High wants me to take her to the Central High prom and I think Danny from Meadowview High is going to ask me to the Meadowview High prom with him and I don't know how I can make it to all 3 proms on the same night. It's hard enough being on the Eastbrook Volleyball team, Central High Basketball team and Meadowview High cheerleading team and making all those schedules work. Plus, on top of that, my boss is getting suspicious about all the sick days I've been calling in and why I'm so hard to find at the office on other days. It's stressful being a teenager these days.

And all while maintaining your secret identity and a teen crime fighter! This man can do it all!