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Offline Shaymin

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World's worst singers to wed
« on: August 21, 2012, 08:51:24 PM »
You won't like his girlfriend
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20623133,00.html
It was announced recently by People Magazine that Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne were engaged to be married. The two Canadian singers are known for torturing millions of people with horrible "music" and for nearly starting innumerable Canada->US wars.

Lavigne's "Sk8r Boi" was featured in the 2006 DS rhythm game Elite Beat Agents.

When asked for comment, Wedbush Morgan analyst Michael Pachter was quoted as saying "Their child will do for music what Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Essex did to the art of poetry. Also, screw NeoGAF."
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Re: World's worst singers to wed
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 11:18:44 PM »
All I have to say is that I think Avril is beautiful.

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 12:41:33 AM »
In a sad raccoon kind of way...
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 01:20:43 AM »
I used to like her old stuff from like 2003.