Topic: just joking

[Mysticspike]

this joke was in my newspaper one day:

a captain of a boat was sailing on a pitch black night when he saw a light in the distance. he signaled to the other light to change their coarse 10 degrees west, and the light signaled back, "changed yours 10 degrees east" he started to get angry. he signaled "i'm not changing mine" he got the signal back, "okay, well i'm not changing mine" by now he was furious. he signaled "change yours now or we'll collide. your call." the signal came back as, "i'm a lighthouse. your call"

post some of your jokes here  

[IceCold]

Wrong thread, but CORRECT board this time

EDIT: And the joke you posted was, I believe, someone from a Canadian lighthouse talking to an American boat.

[Mysticspike]

o i didn't know about that other one.

anyways, i just read in the paper the joke. it wasn't a comic, just a writen joke, and it didn't say anything about the lighthouse being canadian and the boat being american, but whatever plants your seed

[ShyGuy]

I think I know who you are now mysticspike, or at least I am close.

[18 Days]

joke:
mysticspike

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[Mysticspike]

Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I think I know who you are now mysticspike, or at least I am close.

what do u mean?

[ShyGuy]

Well, lesse... Your see-saw of proper grammar and an affected web dialect, not to mention the fact you seem to mostly post in the funhouse are two big clues.
The fact that a mod has revealed anything about you one way or the other makes me think you are a staff member or a longtime forum member.

Now, we tie that to the fact that the perp will want to return to the scene of the crime and we begin to make some correlations...  

[Mysticspike]

dude, trust me, i'm not any of those things. i joke around sometimes, but i don't lie like that. if that's what u think, it's fine with me, but it's not true. and usually when i misspell things it's because i don't know how to spell things, or don't want to type out the whole thing. sometimes i just type out the whole thing, though. it depends on if i'm in a hurry or not.

[ShyGuy]

Tell us about Wisconsin.

[Mysticspike]

it's not true that everyone likes cheese. i hate it. right now i think were having the coldest winter ever. it's like -15 and that's cold for here
brrr
it's nice, though

[BranDonk Kong]

I think there's a certain kind of rodent that likes cheese...

[Mysticspike]

well don't stop. i want to know all the info on this pestery little vermin

[segagamer12]

I live in Nevada so you better not be accusing ME of being this guy. Wandring is from wisconson though.
I am now begingin to agree with shyguy. I got it someone dig up that ugly face thread...  

[Mysticspike]

oh, ther's meanness in the aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiir  

[Bloodworth]

thanks for bumping this.  It's going down the tubes too.