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Hello there!
Sorry, I was lost in thought and didn't see you enter this thread. However, I'm glad you stopped by.
My name is Treize Khushrenada. You may be familiar with me on these forums as that poster who irregularly posts topics for the day or the poster most suspected of possibly having a second account on this forum. (I'll never tell.
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During my time here, I've achieved many great things like getting banned for the Free Super demonstration or getting banned for re-creating Wandering's Minnie the Moocher stunt. However, the achievement I'd most like to define my legacy on these forums is that of creating Safe Words.
Now don't get me wrong. I still very much love a good Mafia game but hosting a Mafia game can be like making a Lobster Lasagna. Yes, it's delicious but it also takes a lot of work to achieve all those layers of flavor. But hosting Safe Words is more like making a pizza. It's much simpler yet it still offers a wide variety of possibilities. And if there's one thing I know for sure about these forums, it's that everyone here loves a Safe Words pizza!
Yet, despite the ease of hosting a Safe Words game, people rarely seem to want to step up and do so. I don't know why that it is. You get to watch other posters develop anxiety from their choices, it's a great way to up your post count and, at some point, you get to inform Insanolord that, once again, he's lost another game of Safe Words. What more could a host ask for?
Perhaps it is the idea of choosing a theme. Well, guess what? The choices and theme don't really matter. It could be anything. Just look around you. It could be a list of the apps on your phone or the food in your pantry. It could be the chapters in a book or it could be tv shows from the 1988 CBS Primetime Fall Schedule or maybe just a random CD in your collection. Like this one,
Now That's What I Call Music 17. That's the UK label not to be confused with the inferior US brand's version of
Now That's What I Call Music 17 because that's not what I call music. But then again, artistic merit isn't really the point. The point is to just keep pumping out these games as they aren't much use once they've been played. You may want to make it as current as you can (this is the 17th game and I choose the 17th edition of this music series so mission accomplished there) but don't let that hold you up. It's really about minimum effort for maximum profit.
So, please sign up and join me as I pull back the curtain and reveal all my Safe Words hosting tips and tricks while we take on the music industrial complex. I'll show you just how slapdash a Safe Words game can be and how the
consumers players will still eat it up anyways. Because at the end of the day, this game is like a pizza and everyone will eat a pizza no matter how it's made.