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Offline Karl Castaneda #2

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OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« on: August 24, 2007, 03:34:47 PM »
Jonny Metts just bought himself a new computer, and as such, Microsoft Vista is his new operating system. The following exchange ensued as a result. Enjoy our witty (kinda?) commentary!

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Jonathan Metts
10:20
Now we can have OS wars!

Karl Castaneda
10:20
Oh, that's right. You have OS X 10.2 now.
I mean.
Vista.

Jonathan Metts
10:20
Yeah, it's just like Mac OS except all my programs are compatible with it.

Karl Castaneda
10:21
If by "compatible" you mean "running at quarter-efficiency with the use of a thousand and one hastily-developed drivers," sure.

Jonathan Metts
10:22
By "compatible", I mean I can install and run a version of AIM more recent than 2005.

Karl Castaneda
10:22
Any self-respecting Mac owner wouldn't be seen using AIM to begin with.
There's no better than AdiumX.

Jonathan Metts
10:23
Except when you want to transfer files, or share photos.

Karl Castaneda
10:25
You're right, for that we have to resort to the endless valley of iLife programs with which we can create, edit, and then share our various libraries of complex media via any number of ways like iWeb, .Mac, or, if need be, iChat.

Jonathan Metts
10:25
With other people who have those programs.

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For the record, I, nor Jonny, really give two craps about the "OS Warz," but I thought the conversation was funny enough to share with you all.
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RE:OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 03:53:07 PM »
Linux.

GAME OVAH.
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RE:OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 05:00:08 PM »
OS/2 will never die!
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 09:43:05 PM »
Heil BeOS!
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2007, 05:07:05 AM »
Hey now . . . Vista is at LEAST OS X 10.4 because it tries (And fails) at copying Expose.

(Expose ftw . . . OS X ftw).
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2007, 01:32:06 AM »
Yeah I feel Vista is 10.4 too. What a shame 10.4 is like 2 years old now.
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RE:OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2007, 05:01:00 PM »
NetBSD <3.
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 11:06:51 AM »
Windows 98se FTW!

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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2007, 11:20:55 AM »
DOS 6.2 WITH EXTENDED MEMORY
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 03:49:14 PM »
Aurora OS.
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 03:50:07 PM »
I like to place my things in stacks.  Is Desk an operating system?
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 04:00:55 PM »
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2007, 04:06:57 PM »
But instead of desktop, I just have a desk.  And a bookbag.  I call it service bag 2.
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2007, 06:00:09 AM »
What do you call 30 guys with no balls carrying a big cement slab?

A eunuchs platform.

Ok, I'm done now.
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RE: OS Warz: Jonny versus Karl
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 06:19:51 AM »
Karl wins because he uses Mac OS. Game over.
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