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Offline stevey

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Killer squirrel return! 3 injured
« on: June 14, 2007, 04:36:49 PM »
A killer squirrel attacked three people in Germany today before a 72-year-old killed rampaging beast with his crutchs. link

Just more proff of a squirrel uprising
 
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RE: Killer squirrels return! 3 injured
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 07:57:45 PM »
That is so awesome.

I saw our squirrel in the yard today. Part of the fur on his tail seemed to be missing.

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RE: Killer squirrels return! 3 injured
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 08:53:49 AM »
"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh"

He attacked his weak points...for massive damage, those squirrels must be controled by the Sony marketing department.  

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RE: Killer squirrels return! 3 injured
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 09:03:19 AM »
He was probably looking for a nut he can play with outside.
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RE: Killer squirrels return! 3 injured
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2007, 09:07:09 AM »
A left nut maybe.

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RE:Killer squirrels return! 3 injured
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2007, 09:29:48 AM »
It's a squirrel; not Tony Montana.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Killer squirrels return! 3 injured
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2007, 04:55:23 PM »
Hahaha, you got me vudu.