I would show a guy watching a screen in the store that has a sign that says XBOX360 on it. the tv would be showing the zelda preview. the guy would be smiling, holding an xbox and petting it.
then an employee would walk over and say "oops, wrong channel" and change it to some xbox thing.
"what was that?"
"Oh, that was zelda, for gamecube only"
guy looks at tv, at xbox, tv, xbox, vision of link shooting arrows from horseback. drops the xbox, grabs the game and runs out.
second employee to the first
"that's so mean, you shouldn't tease them like that."