When a giant movie comes out it is monastic time.
Be a monk.
Conversely, I had fantasized about yelling fake spoilers. I didn't do it, but it would have been fun.
"I haven't seen a gratuitous sex scene like the wasp and antman since trinity and neo in the matrix"
"I can't believe Thanos won again!"
"Man, I can't believe rocket died"
Man, wasn't it awesome when Deadpool Showed up
I did say out loud something to make myself sound stupid, but really a clever thing.
"I can't believe Batman didn't show up!"
If anyone had taken the bate and said
"Batman is DC"
I could have been like
"Batman was in the last Spider-man movie"