Topic: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here

[Termin8Anakin]

i like how no one's posted here in like nearly a month.

LOL.

[Ms.Pikmin]

Quote
Originally posted by: Termin8Anakin
i like how no one's posted here in like nearly a month.

LOL.

Termin8Anakin says: i can buy lots of candy!
Termin8Anakin says: with 6 bucks!
Bill says: candy is bad for you
Bill says: pokemon is good for you
Termin8Anakin says: 6 bucks of candy...or 144 gba sp..
Mario says: it promotes strategic thinking and teamwork
Termin8Anakin says: sugar makes you more horny
Termin8Anakin says: or somehting lol
Bill says: lo lwtf
Bill says: no it doesn't!
Mario says: sugar takes away your sperm count or something
Bill says: ahahahahaha
Termin8Anakin says: choclate! i can buy lotsa thayt!
Mario says: and give it to your woman!
Termin8Anakin says: kinder bueno.....*droooooooooooooool*
Mario says: oh wai
Bill says: mountain dew and mello yello reduce sperm count
Bill says: there's a compound in it that destroys sperm
Termin8Anakin says: the less sperm...the more i can do it without a comdom!
Bill says: doesn't quite work that way
Termin8Anakin says: although it won't feel quite the smae without that huge orgasmic bang la:
Bill says: sperm count has nothing to do with orgasms
Termin8Anakin says: blwh
Termin8Anakin says: lets not continue this




Happy now, T8?  ^_~    

[Termin8Anakin]

no

[Bill Aurion]

Well too bad for you, because here's another! >=D

t8 says:  my hands jytra justatje a while to catch utp to my geahead
Chris - ROAD RAGE says:  see shells sea shells by the sea shore
Kitan-chan says:  i can't read that  
t8 says:  see sghells sea shells byt egthe sea shoye

[Uncle Rich AiAi]

Glad to know I'm not missing much!

[Bill Aurion]

You aren't allowed in this topic anymore... >=(

[nitsu niflheim]

come on people, I need funny, show me the funny

<3

*please ignore nitsu posting here and also not being on msn lately, nitsu has been rather lazy about everything that doesn't involve certain things that might not interest some people, but a lot of the people here would probably be interested in the genre of stuff nitsu has been involved with*

[Mario]

If by lately you mean a million years, and that you dont like talking to us.

[nitsu niflheim]

That last part is such a lie.  I love talking to you guys.  It's just I am lazy, when I get online I have other things on my mind and once I get to doing that, I think of nothing else, also I go through moods where I don't like to talk.  In real life I can go without talking to anybody and don't think anything of it.  Things are going to be changing so, and this time I am going to make a greater effort to that effect to. ^__^

[Mario]

Thats ok

[Uncle Rich AiAi]

nitsu - there's no need to feel bad.  I haven't been on MSN for over a month, and I don't feel the need to apologise.....or whatever.  I'm gonna try to extend my streak to as long as I can.  Maybe I will become the Cal Ripken Jr. of avoiding MSN! ^_^

[Infernal Monkey]

You're banned from the Internets, AiAi.

[Bill Aurion]

You're banned from existence, AiAi... >=(

[Mario]

t8 says:
i'm not a big drinker

[Bill Aurion]

TIME TO SPICE UP LIFE! =O

Infernal Monkey - Touched! says:
so link will bust out a DS and play one line in the upcoming zelda game?  

some old fart: uh oooh uh oh uhhhh oooooh ganon's gone and stolen a car
link: shut up old man, got me a DS
zelda: link you f*g, he's got my car! DO SOMETHING
link: well excuuuuuuse me, princess

*links rumbles off into the sunset swearing and waving his arms around like a lunatic*


Chris DS says:
"purowd of wumble pak"
"purowd of analog stick"
"NOT PUROWD OF GEIST, GO FIX"


t8 | dragon spirit says:
ps2 owner: hehehe i heard about these thigns from eternal darkness....ps2 should go back to normal soon
*waits*
*ps2 crunches*
ps2 owner: hahah thats sposed to happen
*ps2 explodes*
ps2 owner: WHOA!! AAWESOME REALLIFE GFX!


Infernal Monkey - Only on the SAYGA system says:
wesker will run onto screen after the credits
"guys, guys... i finished my report"

*ps2 errors up*


Birry-chan says:
Dad: why does this computer not work?  are you downloading crap?
Me: No(lying)
Dad: THEN LET ME UNPLUG THIS(goes for my internet cable in back of router)
*router completely turns off*
Dad: Oh what?  Internet must be down
Me(thinking): lolol moron
Me: Yep, it must be down...actually you just unplugged the entire thing
Dad: No it was down because I say
Me: Ok


t8 - thanks for putting up with me says:  a 14 year old girl came onto me last night ;______;
Ms.Pikmin says:  me too


Go Go Ninja Boy says: racist
Kuribo-chan says: you're racist
Go Go Ninja Boy says: you said
Go Go Ninja Boy says: rase
Kuribo-chan says: you're rase
Go Go Ninja Boy says: so your a rasistr
Kuribo-chan says: you're a rasistr
Go Go Ninja Boy says: NOENWOpe
Kuribo-chan says: you're a NOENWOpe
Go Go Ninja Boy says: >__<
Kuribo-chan says:


Infernal Monkey says:
"I've found Umbrella corp and I'm takin' the name and selling umbrellas"
"but you CAN'T, it's ours, we OWN it, we don't even sell umbrellas"
*PUNT*

*credits*


Ghandi DS says: I sure wish a real live girl would punch me
Ghandi DS says: *sigh*
Hybrid Hunter says: hasn't a girl punched you?
Ghandi DS says: really? when? =O
Ghandi DS says: No seriously.......have I forgotten something? >_>
Hybrid Hunter says: huh? no. you just said you wanted a girl to punch you
Hybrid Hunter says: then i asked if one has, which the answer would be no
Ghandi Ds says: oooooooh =p


Shanpuu-chan says: have you been following the warppipe thing?
Berny Park says: Nope. What's up with the mario bong?
Shanpuu-chan says: you know, the tunneling thing?
Berny Park says: Yeah I know what it is.
Berny Park says: LOL I just googled it and typed warp poop


Toro-chan says:  it's a cheap blue see-through plastic visor that i got in a bundle thingie for preordering starfox adventures
Toro-chan says:  i also got starfox toilet paper
Chris says:  lol.... ok
Chris says:  =o
Toro-chan says: mint condition (H)  
Chris says:  so THATS what cheers meant when he said he was gonna play starfox
Toro-chan says:  hahahahahahahahaha


Toro-chan says:  t8 and ms pikmin lie to me everyday  
Nintendo Spice says:  hey!
Nintendo Spice says:  i do not
Chris says:  there's todays one  
Nintendo Spice says: maybe every other
Nintendo Spice says: but noit every
Nintendo Spice says: what was todays lie?
Chris says: Nintendo Spice says: i do not


Tekkamaki-chan says: i actually made a poem about fake walls inspired by annoying metroid back in teh day
Interpicklejuiceishism! says: it'd probably be like
"oh I love this game,
how I love it so.
but when I get stuck,
DON'T ****ING GET IN MY WAY YOU GODDAMMED MOTHER****ING WALL"


Infernal Monkey says: i like how bungie do their stupid HALO 2 weekly updates but still can't produce screen shots
Infernal Monkey says: "this week john went to the toilet! It was so funny because i'd just used the last of the toilet paper! Terry said "I want a woman's bathroom!" but we reminded Terry he was a guy, someone in a back office in mexico got some coding done this week, i think. I like the warthog because it can move really fast!!!!"


Tekkamaki-chan says: i'm calling the cops
(Offline) says: I'm AM the cops.
Tekkamaki-chan says: "911, what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I have a "Berny" hiding in my backyard"
(Offline) says: hahhahaha


(Offline) says: Even you and your pubic schools are off.
(Offline) says: public*


akdaman: anyaway who is this Bridget chick?  Anyone got a naked pic of her?
Bill: Here you go!
akdaman: OOOOOOOhhh, soooo whos the lucky man?
KnowsNothing: Bridget is.


And that's enough for now ^_^  

[Termin8Anakin]

HAHA

Thank GOD I'm not the focus of it this time

[Miyamoto Osaki]

wow, u guys talk alot of stuff, very interesting (why am i not apart of this )

[Ms.Pikmin]

Quote
Originally posted by: Miyamoto Osaki
wow, u guys talk alot of stuff, very interesting (why am i not apart of this )

Perhaps because we don't know who the hell you are?

[Hostile Creation]

You lack fist, Osaki

And Ms. Pikmin brings up a good point as well.

[Miyamoto Osaki]

I see, well i really cant be stuffed talking about my self, so I wont bother
and I lost my fist when i was banned from my gamecube last night.

[RABicle]

If you wish to regain fist, read my gurnal. It's in my sig.

[Bill Aurion]

The term "fist" has lost its "fistworthiness" ironically...

[Miyamoto Osaki]

thats some pretty bad quality fist you got there

[Dasmos]

Ooohh you are playing with fire there Osaki

[Queen of the Internet]

I hereby demote Miyamoto Osaki from Young Grasshopper to Kindling.