You know in Raiders of the Lost Ark (watch out! 30 year old movie spoilers) when the Nazis open the Ark and there's nothing in it and nothing is happening and Toht just starts laughing his ass off despite the fact that they've all effectively failed at their mission? That's me. Despite Nintendo being my traditional "team" this EA stuff is so absurd that I can't help but find it hilarious.
The Wii U deserves its low sales thus far... but does not deserve the treatment is has gotten from EA.