Alright the Wii 2 will need to be an expansion of the first. A broader scope, if you will. In other words something more broad than the use of the word, We. It will also need to be a derogatory term for a portion of the human genitalia. Lastly, we don't want it to end in an "s", so using the pluralizing theorem developed in another funhaus thread, and adding another "i" to further reference it's predecessor, I have come up the Cuntrii as the name for the Wii 2.
Come on, country could definitely qualify as broader scope than the word we.