Author Topic: Would you watch this movie? (Read 4683 times)

Stogi · « **on:** April 28, 2010, 06:01:03 PM »

http://www.azmovies.net/the-human-centipede.html

hahahahahaha WTF

really

WHAT. THE. ****.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:04:30 PM »

Would I watch it..... It's been on my Netflix sine middle of last year.
I've been waiting on it.

I think I already posted about it somewhere around here.

Stogi · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:06:36 PM »

The fact that you've been waiting for it cracks me up to no end.

GearBoxClock · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:12:32 PM »

I felt somewhat sick after seeing the trailer a while back.

Why would you watch, or make this film?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:18:39 PM »

I've was on a gross out horror film streak for a while, but on a break now.

I regret watching some, but most of them are just bad.
not just in the fake looking effects, but the movies themselves seemed to only exist for those certain scenes and had no other redeeming quality to them.

Human Centipede was the latest in that genre during the time I was trying to watch them all, so it's been on my list for quite some time now.

ThePerm · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:41:01 PM »

kinda reminds me of an Uli Lommel movie, would be better if whoever did the lighting got their **** together.

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:52:54 PM »

It has Mantrid in it, may have to watch it.

Caliban · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2010, 11:07:26 PM »

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:03:15 PM »

There is also a sequel to this movie planned

Quote from: wiki

On 19 October 2009 it was announced a sequel, titled The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) has been planned for theaters in 2011. Full Sequence will supposedly include a centipede composed of twelve individuals.

This was originally envisioned as a trilogy.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:28:34 PM »

who wouldn't watch this movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0YQoAqmrU

ThePerm · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2010, 06:35:48 PM »

whats riddler going to do with that fist?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2010, 06:40:35 PM »

He's already provided you the first clue.

The Unagi is the second clue.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:41:16 PM »

Holy ****, what a cast!

ThePerm · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:19:20 PM »

oddly enough I actually wanna watch it

Stogi · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:28:33 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 03, 2010, 06:40:35 PM

He's already provided you the first clue.

The Unagi is the second clue.

nice.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2010, 09:31:54 PM »

Quote from: The Unagi on April 28, 2010, 06:01:03 PM

http://www.azmovies.net/the-human-centipede.html

hahahahahaha WTF

really

WHAT. THE. ****.

now you don't have to watch it, you can play it instead
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2011, 01:31:55 PM »

If you thought the Human Centipede was bad (sounded worse than it was), then you are really gonna be disgusted by the sequel, which was just banned in the UK

Quote

The principal focus of The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims. Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’. There is little attempt to portray any of the victims in the film as anything other than objects to be brutalised, degraded and mutilated for the amusement and arousal of the central character, as well as for the pleasure of the audience.

O.M.G.

Day 1

I would add to my Netflix list, but they will likely never carry it.
TBH I feel a little sick top my stomach just thinking about what the sequel is talking about, but I really would watch it anyway... if it were ever released on DVD.

Morari · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2011, 01:41:51 PM »

The Human Centipede was boring. It wasn't gross or shocking, it was just boring. I can't imagine the sequel will be much more.

UncleBob · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2011, 03:55:05 PM »

I disagree - the original was surprisingly awesome. I agree that it wasn't gross or shocking. In fact, I've told many people that, aside from the subject matter, it was actually done quite tastefully. The doctor gives an awesome performance - and the entire movie is a mind-phuck.

With that said, I'm not sure I want to see the second one. Where the first one handled things tastefully, this second one seems to be going the complete opposite direction.

Also, I actually went into a porn store last night and bought a copy of Batman XXX. Haven't watched it yet - it has a sex free edit on it... should be interesting.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2011, 04:53:02 PM »

There's a PG Porn edit?

That will be good for a "OMG that was almost really uncomfortable" laugh when you pop the disc in when friends come over.

TJ Spyke · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2011, 05:00:03 PM »

I have seen other porn movies have R-rated versions (don't think any have PG versions), the most famous probably being the 2005 porn Pirates (which was supposedly the most expensive porn ever made, with a budget of $1 million).

Not sure I see the point though, no one watches porn for the story.

Morari · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2011, 05:46:36 PM »

Yeah. I immediately thought of Pirates as well. I guess the general cinematography was above average, but it certainly wasn't worth watching without the already mundane sex scenes.

ThePerm · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2011, 01:13:05 AM »

i find it crazy that things can still be banned in the UK

UncleBob · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2011, 03:18:38 AM »

I watched it today. I started watching the full movie, but during the first actual sex scene, I just went to the sex-free version. I'm not adverse to seeing sex or anything like that... it's just.. well, seeing the Riddler, in full costume, having sex... yeah... no thanks.

The movie was pretty awesome. While it was obviously *not* an episode of the TV series, it really did a great job of parodying the old show. I wouldn't really recommend it to anyone who wasn't familiar with the series though... they'd really be lost.

Morari · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2011, 09:59:52 AM »

I'm only interested if Egghead is in it...

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