Topic: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)

[thepoga]

I can't wait for hands on Wii impressions!  

[Dasmos]

This is a funny thread. I congradulate you on you efforts to bring humour to the forums, like none have ever seen. I don't feel it is just me who feels this way either, but I find Wii, and nearly all jokes related to the name Wii humourous. Over the last couple of days we have seen many Wii jokes come and go, some bad, some mind-blowingly good (such as yours). I have not, and may never, get tired of the jokes. There was something about your joke, though. It just tickled me in places unknown, places un-explored, places that I hope one day will be tickled in the same manner again. Hopefully this will be when you post again, but alas, I think that anything else you type may pale in comparison to your initial joke concerning Wii.

Maybe the next time I will be tickled,in my "spot", will be the unveiling of Nintendo's next console name. Maybe it will be "Pou", or perhaps "Yourin". Who knows? But whatever the next humourous Nintendo name, that can be made into fine, mature jokes, I don't think I will ever be tickled the same. For you see, up until 12, maybe 13 minutes ago, I had never been tickled. Yes, I was a virgin, a tickle virgin. Thanks for taking my virginity thepoga, keep it in a safe place.

Yes, I am very bored...

[Zach]

Dasmos, if you would like, I could come over an play with your wii, would that tickle you??

[thepoga]

From today's News: SNK and Nintendo, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-wii.  

[ThePerm]

i bet your moms would like to play with my wii, we could have some freehand fun

[BlackNMild2k1]

I'm sorry but this made me laugh, but only cause its soo stupid

Nintendo Wii

[King of Twitch]

E3 News, LOS ANGELES -- "Nintendo's New 'Wii' Set To Bring Gamers Together For Full Market Penetration and Disruption, Says Iwata"

[thepoga]

From IceCold talking about a dictionary application for Wii. "Wow, I just had a revelation..

Wii DIC: Further extending your vocabulary.. '

Haha.

What sort of applications are there going to be on Wii?

[Infernal Monkey]

NINTENDO WILL ANNOUNCE A NAME CHANGE AT E3 THEY WILL CALL IT JIZZ

EVERYONE WILL BE SURPISED, "THAT IS SLANG FOR SPERM HAHA"

REGGIE WILL DEMONSTRATE THE POWER JIZZ

THERE WILL BE LOTS OF DEATH THAT DAY

[thepoga]

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=16568
Nintendo UK David Yarton says funny things.
Ya know, though I still think Wii is a bad decision, I DO like saying Wiimote.  

[mantidor]

Poor guy, just imagine having to market it in the UK, a place where Nintendo isnt really doing well at all, with such reference engraved in everyone's minds.

I dont like how it sounds like "weak" also, not a very good reference, but not as obvius thankfully.

I like to pretend I know german though, because the name sounds better that way.

[Infernal Monkey]

Well NoE has been pretty edgy with their DS advertising, dog crap, vomit, death. Just have some guy pissing in a mug at a pub. I mean, that's what British beer is am i rite.

MATURE. WII.

[wandering]

Hey, I wonder if the name change will be reported in Entertainment Wiikly. HAR DEE HAR HAR.

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
I'm sorry but this made me laugh, but only cause its soo stupid

Nintendo Wii

Reminds me of Thumb Wars....