Well, things keep getting stranger and stranger, and taken a turn for the worst. While we were determining the final winner of the port contest, the contestants took it upon themselves to unmask another mole.
Nickmitch, the BotW Action Nullifier, is being returned to Nintendo as we speak.
Additionally, we stumbled upon another crime in progress,
Lucario, aka Mario Kart 8 the Mafia Vote Manipulator, was found tied up with his blue shell stuffed in his mouth. Clearly this was the work of an unknown
Vigilante. Thankfully we found him in time, and he is safely back at Nintendo HQ.
So, it seems our final contestants are
Genesis Mega Collection (Kickstarter Vigilante), Conquests of Camelot (Star Wars Battle Front 2 Townie Whore), and Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival (Townie). Thank you for your participation and we do apologize for the hardships you had to endure this week.
Unfortunately, we received yet another series of letters from Nintendo’s legal team (the first we mentioned before, and the second I am sure you read about today in our typical messages). It turns out that this entire operation was going on without their consent or approval, and this entire program has been served a Cease & Desist message. It turns out the so called “Nintendo Mafia” were informants of the Nintendo Legal Team, hence why they were all returned safely to their care and released from police custody. There was not enough evidence to prove those titles committed any wrong doing. Considering their crushing legal arm, we are termination this contest and there will be no porting contracts handed out by our studio.
My last request and action as the host of this event is to please get off Panic Button Games’ property immediately or security will escort you off and call police to Trespass you from the studio. Now if you will excuse me, I must go clean off my desk and freshen up my resume, because I have also been asked to leave the studio due to this series of unfortunate events. I wish you good fortunes; perhaps Super Rare Games would be willing to review your Switch porting requests.
SummaryNickmitch, Mafia BotW Action Nullifier –
Out by townie voteLucario, Mafia Mario Kart 8 Vote Manipulator –
Out by Vigilante hit Final Role ListShyguy - Conquests of Camelot: Star Wars Battle Front 2
Townie Whore - WINNERAnimal Crossing Amiibo Feastival:
Townie - WINNERMop it up - Genesis Mega Collection: Kickstarter
Vigilante - WINNERB-Shy - Life is Strange:
Godfather - DEADSteeforaurus - F-Zero X Expansion:
Doctor - DEADInsanolord - An Old Soccer Game:
Townie - DEADNickmitch - Mafia BotW
Action Nullifier - DEADPokepal – Rogue Galaxy:
Townie - DEADStevy: Super Rare Games
Killer - DEADLucario - Mafia Mario Kart 8
Vote Manipulator - DEADLolmonade: Laura Bow (The Dagger of Amon Ra)
Investigator - DEADGreat job to everyone and thanks for playing! Now let's hear all the complaining about my bad rules and how we can make them better in the future