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Goods For Your Farm ListWe understand how difficult it is for Mafia Town to get by now that the only store in town is gone but rest assured we are working hard to reopen our Mafia Town branch in order to best serve the needs of Mafia Town.
With the Jamie role matched (and dispatched) there is no longer any need to select items for your farms. I'm just posting the final edition of the list and where things were at for posterity/matter of public record. If you still want stuff for your farms then take what you want. Take whatever and all that you want. Mayor Khushrenada is too distraught to stop you now.
With that, the game is back on.
What kind of Black Friday specials are you planning there at JoJa Mart?We have all kinds of sales designed to get you into our store from televisions and movies from two years ago to common household goods. We also have all sorts of great deals on Joja.com as part of our Deals on Wheels promotions going on throughout the holidays. Make sure to check www.jojamart.com for all the latest deals.
I will say, though, that this game is making me really sad I lost my Stardew Valley save due to a weird error when I moved everything over to my OLED Switch.That just means you have another opportunity to side with Joja on your next playthrough. What's not to love?
So I read the rules for this game a couple times and I still don't feel like I have any idea what's going on, which seems fun.It is quite simple. Joja Mart is the source of happiness and joy and that is why you should shop at Joja.
Clearly you have not mastered the art of capitalism like we have. This is why we're the megacorporation that's taking over everything and you're the mom and pop shop that failed so hard the only place that would take you is a place called Mafia Town.I could sell you sunflowers for half of the price that loser Khushrenada is offering them for. I bet he works for Pierre's or something. This is why you should all shop at Joja Mart instead. Let this be a lesson for all of you!
You can do half of free? How is that possible?
I hope Jamie-sama notices me <3They say the best gift is a Joja Credit Card.
(...)
What would they like?
Ummmmmmmm...
Hummmm... huh?!
I-i-is that a-a-a watermelon?
Oh no I couldn't...
Oh but I should...
Oh I don't know.
...
I need to get Jamie something for the harvest festival, it's in just two days for cryin' out loud.
Come on, pluck up the courage and pick something.
(...)
E-e-excuse me?
Could I get those watermelon seeds?
They're for a friend of mine, they like farming and all and we'll the harvest festival is coming up so~
Oh no... I'm rambling again, sorry!
Are there any watermelon seeds still available?
There are? Thank goodness!
Oh and it's a 2-4-1 sale?
In that case I need to pick something else huh?
Let me think about that...
...
I've made up my mind.
I would also like some yam seeds pleaseeee~
So yes, I'll take some watermelon and yam seeds.
While I'm here, did you hear about poor Stratos?
I know, the very first vote!
I have half a mind to vote for someone myself to even the playing field.
Ummmmmm Vote ThePerm
