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Offline NWR_Lindy

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Episode 705: Only the Cat Will Know
« on: January 17, 2021, 06:04:00 PM »

Destroy all evidence.

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/rfn/55976/episode-705-only-the-cat-will-know

There's no time.

If you're reading this then the recording has been leaked. By now tens of people have heard it, and by the end of the week dozens will have heard it.

You need to prepare, what follows is a summary of the recording. As always, codenames are used in place of actual names.

New Business:

  • Paradise Killer - "Emcee of the Beginning" has been refining investigative methodology. Subject is struggling with locomotion.
  • Monster Hunter Rise demo - "Relic of the Tub" and "C. Podtgomery Bills" are both refreshing survival and hunting tactics with the new demo.
  • Ori and the Will of the Wisps - "Relic of the Tub" is also reviewing exploration skills.
  • Call of the Sea - "Relic of the Tub" is also unraveling puzzles and mysteries in this adventure.
  • Bowser's Fury trailer and New Pok√©mon Snap trailer - "C. Podtgomery Bills" leads a roundtable going over the latest video surveillance.
  • Halo, Double Dragon Neon, Scott Pilgram, Double Dragon & Kunio-kun - Extensive combat training from "Eyes of Charm."

Listener Mail:

Additional conversations were had on the topics of purchases tinged with regret and the future of Next Level Games. Subjects' communication channel has been compromised.

Jon Lindemann
Contributing Editor, Nintendo World Report

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Re: Episode 705: Only the Cat Will Know
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2021, 04:05:03 PM »
I have the Game Gear Micro. It is amazing that it is so small and actually works. I made a video about it
https://youtu.be/COIkpu77t_0

I want to buy an Amico too.

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Re: Episode 705: Only the Cat Will Know
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2021, 07:50:58 PM »
I'm not sure if the thing I regret buying most is the Genesis Mini I still haven't unboxed (I told myself I was waiting for the chance to mod it to remove Virtua Fighter 2) or Ring Fit Adventure (haven't used it, though it makes a nice karma cart for my Switch).

The thing I miss buying most is the loose cart FFV Advance that was at my local EB for like two years, since V is the only FF of the first 7 that I haven't beaten because there really isn't a suitable version to play.
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Re: Episode 705: Only the Cat Will Know
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2021, 10:40:10 PM »
I spent 4 whole minutes trying to log into this archaic vb forum like system and all I got was a why'd I waste my time. Cheers. Also coke over pepsi.

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Re: Episode 705: Only the Cat Will Know
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2021, 03:29:19 AM »
Maybe I should regret my PlayStation VR purchase since I've only finished one of the VR games for it, but I enjoyed Tetris Effect too much to regret it. The GOTY edition of Fallout 3 is probably my pick, though I got it on sale for $30. Took me a scant few hours to not jive with what a Bethesda RPG is.

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Re: Episode 705: Only the Cat Will Know
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2021, 04:15:07 AM »
I gotta say that the possibility of Jon selling the Cat Helmet is somewhat disturbing. That treasure would be the centerpiece, the load-bearing wall if you will, of the future RFN Hall of Fame. It'd be like the Baseball Hall of Fame without Shoeless Joe Jackson's shoelaces. An important piece of history would be missing.

Plus, think of the tax advantages! Jon could lease the Cat Helmet to the RFN Hall of Fame for a lucrative yearly sum! Using the RFN HoF thusly, Jon could turn the unused portion of his gaming collection into a lifetime annuity that would see him live his golden years in style!