I do say my good fellow, I take exception to your comparison of this particular release bundle to fecal matter. Take, as an example, my nostalgic favorite Samurai Shodown. This is an exemplary title deserving better than such low association. My response to this is simply that you would remain silent in your disparaging of such a fine and worthy virtual console release. Thank you kindly for your consideration and I wish you the best in all future public correspondence.