Ever had trouble sleeping? I have tell me about it, it sucks. Well I have been looking for the ultimate cure in not-being-able-to-sleep and I stumbled upon the perfect remedy, British Comedies! That's right, if you're ever having trouble falling asleep, just tune your Satelite to BBCA and after 20 minutes of British Comedy, you'll be sleeping like a baby. But don't take my word for it, listen to these amazing Testimonials.
Random Internet dude had this to say:
"Man I used to stay up all night trolling internet forums, just because I couldn't sleep. I tried everything, sleeping pills, counting sheep, the whole nine yards man, well one day I was wathcing this flipping through the channels and I happened to stop on BBCA and let me tell you, just 15 minutes of that dry British humor and I was fast asleep, thanks Great Britain, you saved me from endless nights of needlessly trolling internet forums"
Young Teenage Girl had this to say:
"Let me tell you, I used to like stay up all night texting, like everybody I knew for hours on end, all because I was having trouble sleeping. See I couldn't sleep because I, like, had so much, you know like pressure on me to like do drugs and smoke weed and like oh yeah homework and stuff liek that. Well my sisters, brothers, cousins, baby's daddy's aunt's nephew told me about these British comedies that helped them sleep, and I like, gave it a try and like wow it totally worked. I was like all fresh for skipping school the next day and like totally full of energy, thanks British Comedies your the best!" *winks*
*announcer*
So if you're having trouble sleeping and don't want to risk becoming dependent on prescription sleep aides, then you have to try new and improved British Comedies. With their dry sense of humor and over your head political references coupled with a special active ingredient guaranteed to work five times faster than boring American Infomercials, you will be fully satisfied, or we'll give you DOUBLE your MONEY BACK, that's right we are so confident in our product we offer a DOUBLE your MONEY back Guarantee.
So Don't wait, pick up your remote control and dial now, operators are standing by. But wait theres more, tune in within the next 20 seconds and you will get a special side of English Dialect at NO EXTRA CHARGE, thats right a $30 value absolutely FREE. So don't wait operators are standing by.
*fast talking deep voiced commercial guy*
"Money Back Guarantee is only available if order is canceled within first 20 seconds of usage and not valid in any of the 48 Continental States, Hawaii, Alaska, US Territories, Or Canada. Must be at least 18 to order, or have an adults permission. Sorry no C.O.D's "
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